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    Paddy Died

    Mermaid
    Mermaid
     
     

    Scotland Female Posts : 10321
    Join date : 2011-08-14
    Location : Scotland

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    Post by Mermaid on Wed 7 Sep 2011 - 20:25



    Paddy
    Died




    His will provided
    £40,000 for an elaborate funeral.

    As the last guests departed the
    affair, his wife Colleen turned to her oldest and dearest
    friend.

    "Ah well, Paddy would be pleased," she
    said.

    "You're right," replied Mary, who lowered her voice and leaned in
    close.

    "So go on, how much did this really cost?'"

    "All of
    it," said Colleen. "Forty thousand."




    "Aw No!" Mary exclaimed, "I
    mean, it was very grand, but £40,000?!!!"

    Colleen
    answered, "The funeral was £6,500. I donated £500 to church. The whiskey, wine
    and snacks were another £500.
    The rest went for the Memorial
    Stone."


    Mary computed quickly.

    "For the love of God
    Colleen, £32,500 for a Memorial Stone?


    How big is it?"

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    Paddy Died Att00010

    Got to love the
    Irish




    Live life to the full now or it could be too late
    Campbell Brodie
    Campbell Brodie
     
     

    Scotland Male Posts : 56955
    Join date : 2011-08-13
    Age : 65
    Location : Scotland

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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Wed 7 Sep 2011 - 20:44

    Mermaid wrote:


    Paddy
    Died




    His will provided
    £40,000 for an elaborate funeral.

    As the last guests departed the
    affair, his wife Colleen turned to her oldest and dearest
    friend.

    "Ah well, Paddy would be pleased," she
    said.

    "You're right," replied Mary, who lowered her voice and leaned in
    close.

    "So go on, how much did this really cost?'"

    "All of
    it," said Colleen. "Forty thousand."




    "Aw No!" Mary exclaimed, "I
    mean, it was very grand, but £40,000?!!!"

    Colleen
    answered, "The funeral was £6,500. I donated £500 to church. The whiskey, wine
    and snacks were another £500.
    The rest went for the Memorial
    Stone."


    Mary computed quickly.

    "For the love of God
    Colleen, £32,500 for a Memorial Stone?


    How big is it?"

    ..


    .

    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .


    Paddy Died Att00010

    Got to love the
    Irish



    Hahaha! Very good... Paddy Died 3077217049



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    Gypsy
    Gypsy
     
     

    Spain Female Posts : 12662
    Join date : 2011-08-14

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    Post by Gypsy on Wed 7 Sep 2011 - 21:14

    Mermaid wrote:
    Paddy Died Att00010

    I like it, I want it, I'll have to increase the Life Insurance !!

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