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    The nun fainted...

    Cruella de Vil
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    Post by Cruella de Vil on Sun 7 Oct 2012 - 16:43

    The value of a Catholic education and a pencil.





    Little Susie was not the best student in Catholic School .
    Usually she slept through the class.

    One day her teacher, a Nun, called on her while she was sleeping.

    'Tell me Susie, who created the universe?'

    When Susie didn't stir, little Johnny who was her friend sitting behind her, took his pencil and jabbed her in the rear.

    'God Almighty!' shouted Susie.

    The Nun said, 'Very good' and continued teaching her class..

    A little later the Nun asked Susie, 'Who is our Lord and Saviour?'
    But Susie didn't stir from her slumber.

    Once again, Johnny came to her rescue and stuck her in the butt.

    'Jesus Christ!!!' shouted Susie.

    And the Nun once again said, 'Very good,' and Susie fell back asleep..

    The Nun asked her a third question...'What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?'

    Again, Johnny came to the rescue. This time Susie jumped up and shouted,

    'If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in
    Half!'

    The nun fainted !



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    Mcqueen
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    Post by Mcqueen on Sun 7 Oct 2012 - 16:45

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    Campbell Brodie
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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Sun 7 Oct 2012 - 17:06

    That was good one Cru! The nun fainted... 3025408739



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    Topdog
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    Post by Topdog on Sun 7 Oct 2012 - 17:14

    very good, 23 kids must have started young.
    Mcqueen
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    Post by Mcqueen on Sun 7 Oct 2012 - 17:49

    Wasnt babies, It was apples, Pair of lying gets anyway, Adam was doing eve big time,

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