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    Mcqueen
     
     

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    Are we a healthy forum

    Post by Mcqueen on Sat 6 Oct 2012 - 23:01

    I ask because no bugger has been ill for a while, Is it because we all eat a healthy diet ? Steak and Kidney pie has been mentioned tonight, Cornish nasty's too, I troughed a nice steak for tea, followed by apple crumble and custard, So has nobody got any ailments, In growing toe nails, itchy fire exit ?,
    Good job the doctor isnt relying on payment to survive,
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    Re: Are we a healthy forum

    Post by Perfectspecimen on Sat 6 Oct 2012 - 23:04

    My stiff neck has gone all on its own, still got beer belly though.......



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    Re: Are we a healthy forum

    Post by Campbell Brodie on Sat 6 Oct 2012 - 23:07

    I can feel my glands on my neck playing up. Coming down with a bug I think, but I'll just soldier on as normal.[You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] Got to keep the wolf from the door...



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    Re: Are we a healthy forum

    Post by Gypsy on Sun 7 Oct 2012 - 9:10

    I have sinus problems, had them for 2 years now and nothing works so just put up with waking up each morning with a fuggy mouth after a night unable to breathe - it will wear off by mid afternoon and start again when I go to bed
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    Re: Are we a healthy forum

    Post by Mermaid on Sun 7 Oct 2012 - 9:29

    you don't want to know my ailments



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    Re: Are we a healthy forum

    Post by Topdog on Sun 7 Oct 2012 - 9:55

    I got a bald patch
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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Sun 7 Oct 2012 - 10:10

    Topdog wrote:I got a bald patch


    Haha! Me too...



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    Re: Are we a healthy forum

    Post by Mermaid on Sun 7 Oct 2012 - 11:02

    most men have.



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    Re: Are we a healthy forum

    Post by Mcqueen on Sun 7 Oct 2012 - 11:04

    Gypsy wrote:I have sinus problems, had them for 2 years now and nothing works so just put up with waking up each morning with a fuggy mouth after a night unable to breathe - it will wear off by mid afternoon and start again when I go to bed

    Ahh Ooo mrs, Sinus problems are my specialty, Pollops removed 4 times, Then the biggy - A tumour in my sinuses, Removed from the roof of my mouth hence some of my teeth are bought in, I have a 2" square piece of bone missing from my eye socket downwards, I should have hade a steel plate put in but i couldnt be arsed, i have the good looks to carry it off, Next time we meet i will show you what happens when i breath in through my nose, No charge, But to keep your sinuses up to scratch get a sea salt aerosol, A few squirts up each nostril clears them out and keeps it clear all day, Even if you just have a cold, Trust me it works for me, NEXT
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    Re: Are we a healthy forum

    Post by Mcqueen on Sun 7 Oct 2012 - 11:06

    Lone Ranger wrote:
    Topdog wrote:I got a bald patch


    Haha! Me too...
    I'm blessed with a full head of hair , Might look like a hens arse but its covered,
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    Re: Are we a healthy forum

    Post by Gypsy on Sun 7 Oct 2012 - 11:47

    Thank you Steve I will try and find one as it is a pain in the proverbial having to breathe through your mouth all the time.

    Stops me from talking - OK that's a lie, it slows me down a bit :sulk2:
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    Re: Are we a healthy forum

    Post by Topdog on Sun 7 Oct 2012 - 15:52

    I got alcohol withdrawal symptoms.
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    Re: Are we a healthy forum

    Post by Mcqueen on Sun 7 Oct 2012 - 16:02

    Quacks sending me for an xray left ankle ?, I dont think its what he thinks it is but you cant argue, If i sit a while then stand up it feels like the bottom of my feet are sore ?, Same pain as hip and shoulder, i think its diabetis trouble he thinks its my joints, Hip passed ok (Remember that physio that fell for me) Had to let her down gently, He thinks its arthur ritis, Nah it isnt, So i will go and humour him (Again) Blood tests was perfect, I'm not supprised, How come i feel ok with a bit of sunshine then ?, Still no disabled badge to win too,
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    Post by Topdog on Sun 7 Oct 2012 - 16:13

    told you it was the joints just cut back to 3 skinners
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    Re: Are we a healthy forum

    Post by Cruella de Vil on Sun 7 Oct 2012 - 16:46

    I was reading something about piles today! it said you should bath often and then dry you azz with a hairdryer :puzzled:



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    Re: Are we a healthy forum

    Post by Topdog on Sun 7 Oct 2012 - 17:10

    what if they are up inside, bit painful getting the hairdyer up far.
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    Re: Are we a healthy forum

    Post by Mcqueen on Sun 7 Oct 2012 - 17:47

    GHD hairdryer ?, I asked Janet whats what, Yes GHD make straightners, But also Hairdryers, So its a dryer she bought, Not that it matters
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    Re: Are we a healthy forum

    Post by innit on Sun 7 Oct 2012 - 18:05


    I suppose you have no need for one then Reg
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    Re: Are we a healthy forum

    Post by Blyth Spirit on Sun 7 Oct 2012 - 18:22

    My infamous arthritic knees starting to tell me winter isn't far away.


    Few aches already going to be a long achy winter, regrettably with no winter break to help them through.



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    Post by Mcqueen on Sun 7 Oct 2012 - 19:55

    innit wrote:
    I suppose you have no need for one then Reg
    There overated
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    Re: Are we a healthy forum

    Post by 3rdforum on Sun 7 Oct 2012 - 23:37

    I am now in the 8th week of a chest infection. Have to go back to the doctor again next week. Will prob have to get a chest xray. Eileen thinks it may be whooping cough as Europe is currently in the biggest outbreak for 50 years.






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    Re: Are we a healthy forum

    Post by Perfectspecimen on Mon 8 Oct 2012 - 0:19

    Whooping cough? Kids get that. my advice is stay well clear of Docs. when was the last time you went and they didnt prescribe drugs.



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    Re: Are we a healthy forum

    Post by Mermaid on Mon 8 Oct 2012 - 8:27

    D that is too long to have a chest infection. I am amazed they have not sent you for a x ray before now.



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    Post by Blyth Spirit on Mon 8 Oct 2012 - 8:38

    3rdforum wrote:I am now in the 8th week of a chest infection. Have to go back to the doctor again next week. Will prob have to get a chest xray. Eileen thinks it may be whooping cough as Europe is currently in the biggest outbreak for 50 years.

    Mate at work is exactly the same, had his months now was sent for X-rays on Friday night.

    Doc thinks it could be emphasemia, as soon as his antibiotics ended it came back within a day

    Keep on to the docs to make sure they take it serious, he was getting sick (excuse the pun) of being flobbed off by quacks but his wife is a nurse and made him go back and back.

    Hope you get it sorted.



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    Re: Are we a healthy forum

    Post by Topdog on Mon 8 Oct 2012 - 9:30

    Things quacks say.
    Are you well.
    Haven't seen you for a while.
    Dermo get it sorted mate you have worked with many dusts over the years and I suspect till recent no mask, apart from the normal face you pull

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