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    Bakers Choice Diet

    Gypsy
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    Post by Gypsy on Mon 1 Oct 2012 - 9:43

    I was at the supermarket buying a bag of Bakers Choice for my dog, while in the check-out line a woman behind me asked if I had a dog. Why else would I be buying dog food, RIGHT ??? So on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting the Bakers Diet again, and that I probably shouldn't because I ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in intensive care with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.

    I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and all you do is load your pockets with Bakers Nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my story.)

    Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I stepped off a kerb to sniff a poodle's arse and a car hit me.

    I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard. Better watch what you ask me and be prepared I have all the time in the world to think of crazy things to say.


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    Mermaid
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    Post by Mermaid on Mon 1 Oct 2012 - 11:08

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    Age : 64
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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Mon 1 Oct 2012 - 11:10

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