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    BMW and old geezer...

    Campbell Brodie
    Campbell Brodie

    Scotland Male Posts : 54653
    Join date : 2011-08-13
    Age : 65
    Location : Scotland

    BMW and old geezer... Empty BMW and old geezer...

    Post by Campbell Brodie on Thu 20 Sep 2012 - 20:07

    A senior citizen drove his brand new BMW Z4 convertible out
    of the car salesroom. Taking off down the motorway, He floored it to 100mph,
    enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left.

    "Amazing!" he thought as he flew down the M1,
    enjoying pushing the pedal to the metal even more. Looking in his rear view
    mirror, he saw a police car behind him, blue lights flashing and siren blaring.

    "I can get away from him - no problem!" thought
    the elderly nutcase as he floored it to 120mph,then 130mph then 140mph
    Suddenly, he thought, "What on earth am I doing? I'm too old for this
    nonsense!" So he pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the
    police car to catch up with him.

    Pulling in behind him, the police officer walked up the
    driver's side of the BMW, looked at his watch and said, "Sir, my shift
    ends in 10 minutes. Today is Friday and I'm taking off for the weekend. If you
    can give me a reason why you were speeding that I've never heard before, I'll
    let you go."

    The old man, looked very seriously at the policeman, and
    replied, "Years ago, my wife ran off with a policeman. I thought you were
    bringing her back."

    "Have a good day, Sir", said the policeman

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    Ireland Male Posts : 22409
    Join date : 2011-08-30
    Age : 49
    Location : Ireland

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    Post by 3rdforum on Thu 20 Sep 2012 - 21:40

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