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    A cat joke....

    Cruella de Vil
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    Post by Cruella de Vil on Thu 13 Sep 2012 - 20:40

    Teacher: If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many will you have?

    Johnny: Seven, Sir.

    Teacher: No, listen carefully...

    If I gave you 2 cats, and another 2 cats and another 2, how many will you have?

    Johnny: Seven, Sir.

    Teacher: Let me put it to you differently.
    If I gave you 2 apples, and another 2 apples and another 2, how many would you have?

    Johnny: Six.

    Teacher: Good. Now if I gave you 2 cats, and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?

    Johnny: Seven!!! SIR!

    A very angry Teacher: Where in the hell do you get seven from?!?!?

    A very angry Johnny: Because,.... I've already got a frekkin' cat!!!



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    Mcqueen
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    Post by Mcqueen on Thu 13 Sep 2012 - 20:55

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    Mermaid
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    Post by Mermaid on Fri 14 Sep 2012 - 8:21

    very funny



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