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    I have a little Satnav.

    Campbell Brodie
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    Scotland Male Posts : 49737
    Join date : 2011-08-13
    Age : 64
    Location : Scotland

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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Sat 8 Sep 2012 - 11:06


    I HAVE A LITTLE SATNAV





    I
    have a little Satnav
    It sits there in my car
    A Satnav is a driver's friend
    It tells you where you are

    I have a little Satnav
    I've had it all my life
    It’s better than the normal ones
    My Satnav is my wife

    It gives me full instructions
    Especially how to drive
    "It's thirty miles an hour", it says
    "You're doing thirty five"

    It tells me when to stop and start
    And when to use the brake
    And tells me that it's never ever
    Safe to overtake

    It tells me when a light is red
    And when it goes to green
    It seems to know instinctively
    Just when to intervene

    It lists the vehicles just in front
    And all those to the rear
    And taking this into account
    It specifies my gear.

    I'm sure no other driver
    Has so helpful a device
    For when we leave and lock the car
    It still gives its advice

    It fills me up with counselling
    Each journey's pretty fraught
    So why don't I exchange it
    And get a quieter sort?

    Ah well, you see, it cleans the house,
    Makes sure I'm properly fed,
    It washes all my shirts and things
    And - keeps me warm in bed!


    Despite
    all these advantages


    And
    my tendency to scoff,


    I
    do wish that once in a while


    I
    could turn the damned thing off.





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    Post by Topdog on Sat 8 Sep 2012 - 11:36

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    Post by 3rdforum on Sat 8 Sep 2012 - 11:38

    How true! I have a little Satnav. 2761542443






    Mcqueen
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    Age : 65
    Location : England

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    Post by Mcqueen on Sat 8 Sep 2012 - 12:10

    I must be lucky, Janet never says a thing - Maybe she's terrified and cant I have a little Satnav. 3025408739
    Mermaid
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    Join date : 2011-08-14
    Location : Scotland

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    Post by Mermaid on Sat 8 Sep 2012 - 18:29

    thats me Reg I have a little Satnav. 1293740352



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