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    The Wooden Ball

    BobMac
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    Post by BobMac on Tue 4 Sep 2012 - 19:44

    An old man walks into the barbershop for shave and a haircut, but he tells the barber he can't get all his whiskers off because his cheeks are wrinkled from age.

    The barber gets a little wooden ball from a cup on the shelf and tells him to put it inside his cheek to spread out the skin.

    When he's finished, the old man tells the barber that was the cleanest shave he's had in years. But he wanted to know what would have happened if he had swallowed that little ball.

    The barber replied, "Just bring it back in a couple of days like everyone else does.



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    Mcqueen
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    Post by Mcqueen on Tue 4 Sep 2012 - 20:13

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    Mermaid
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    Post by Mermaid on Tue 4 Sep 2012 - 20:35

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    Live life to the full now or it could be too late
    Topdog
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    Post by Topdog on Tue 4 Sep 2012 - 20:49

    Very Good.
    3rdforum
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    Post by 3rdforum on Tue 4 Sep 2012 - 21:47

    The Wooden Ball 2485877773 The Wooden Ball 2485877773 The Wooden Ball 2485877773 Did you read a joke book today Bob??






    betty swollocks
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    Post by betty swollocks on Wed 5 Sep 2012 - 12:10

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    cunningham
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    Post by cunningham on Wed 5 Sep 2012 - 13:16

    betty swollocks wrote:The Wooden Ball 3318427985
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