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    The back pew...

    Cruella de Vil
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    Post by Cruella de Vil on Tue 4 Sep 2012 - 18:08

    THE BACK PEW:

    The pastor's wife was expecting a baby, so he stood before the congregation and asked for a raise. After much discussion, they passed a rule that whenever the pastor's family expanded; so would his paycheck.
    ...

    After 6 children, this started to get expensive and the congregation decided to hold another meeting to discuss the pastor's expanding salary.

    A great deal of yelling and inner bickering ensued, as to how much the pastor's additional children were costing the church, and how much more it could potentially cost.
    After listening to them for about an hour, the pastor rose from his chair and spoke,
    "Children are a gift from God, and we will take as many gifts as He gives us."
    Silence fell over the congregation.
    In the back pew, a little old lady struggled to stand, and finally said in her frail voice, "Rain is also a gift from God, but when we get too much of it, we wear rubbers."

    The entire congregation said, "Amen."



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    Campbell Brodie
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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Tue 4 Sep 2012 - 18:11

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    Post by Mermaid on Tue 4 Sep 2012 - 20:19

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    Post by 3rdforum on Tue 4 Sep 2012 - 21:54

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    Post by cunningham on Wed 5 Sep 2012 - 0:20

    3rdforum wrote:The back pew... 3025408739 The back pew... 3025408739 The back pew... 3025408739 wouldn't work for a Catholic priest though The back pew... 3025408739
    it would if he didnt want to get his feet wet, he would be wearing rubber then eh?The back pew... 3025408739

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