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    Post by Cruella de Vil on Mon 27 Aug 2012 - 15:36

    My wife found out that our dog (a Schnauzer) could hardly hear, so she took it to the veterinarian.
    The vet found that the problem was ear wax and hair clogging the dog's ears. He cleaned both ears, and the dog could then hear fine.
    The vet then proceeded to tell Andrea that, if she wanted to keep this from recurring, she should go to the store and get some "Nair" hair remover and rub it in the dog's ears once a month.
    ...

    Andrea went to the store and bought some "Nair" hair remover.
    At the register, the pharmacist told her, "If you're going to use this under your arms, don't use deodorant for a few days."
    Andrea said, "I'm not using it under my arms."
    The pharmacist said, "If you're using it on your legs, don't use body lotion for a couple of days."
    Andrea replied, "I'm not using it on my legs either. If you must know, I'm using it on my Schnauzer."
    The pharmacist says, "Well, stay off your bicycle for about a week."



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    Post by Mcqueen on Mon 27 Aug 2012 - 15:50

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    Post by cunningham on Mon 27 Aug 2012 - 16:08

    Cruella de Vil wrote:My wife found out that our dog (a Schnauzer) could hardly hear, so she took it to the veterinarian.
    The vet found that the problem was ear wax and hair clogging the dog's ears. He cleaned both ears, and the dog could then hear fine.
    The vet then proceeded to tell Andrea that, if she wanted to keep this from recurring, she should go to the store and get some "Nair" hair remover and rub it in the dog's ears once a month.
    ...

    Andrea went to the store and bought some "Nair" hair remover.
    At the register, the pharmacist told her, "If you're going to use this under your arms, don't use deodorant for a few days."
    Andrea said, "I'm not using it under my arms."
    The pharmacist said, "If you're using it on your legs, don't use body lotion for a couple of days."
    Andrea replied, "I'm not using it on my legs either. If you must know, I'm using it on my Schnauzer."
    The pharmacist says, "Well, stay off your bicycle for about a week."
    bloody good advice linda. A doggie tale... 294053457 where have you been?A doggie tale... 2931609686
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    Post by Cruella de Vil on Mon 27 Aug 2012 - 16:15

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    Post by cunningham on Mon 27 Aug 2012 - 16:52

    Cruella de Vil wrote:Been here, there and everywhere Howard A doggie tale... 871748619
    I SEE A doggie tale... 871748619
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    Post by Cruella de Vil on Mon 27 Aug 2012 - 16:58

    Reg knew that A doggie tale... 871748619



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    Post by Mcqueen on Mon 27 Aug 2012 - 17:01

    Thought everybody did A doggie tale... 871748619
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    Post by cunningham on Mon 27 Aug 2012 - 17:08

    Cruella de Vil wrote:Reg knew that A doggie tale... 871748619
    what reg doesn't know isn't worth knowing, mmm or should that read what reg knows isn't worth knowing A doggie tale... 2931609686
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    Post by Cruella de Vil on Mon 27 Aug 2012 - 17:09

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    Post by cunningham on Mon 27 Aug 2012 - 17:14

    Cruella de Vil wrote:A doggie tale... 2485877773
    hey linda, wheres my mum,is she in china yet? A doggie tale... 2931609686
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    Post by Cruella de Vil on Mon 27 Aug 2012 - 17:22

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    Post by cunningham on Mon 27 Aug 2012 - 17:37

    Cruella de Vil wrote:Not there yet but will be shortly Howard A doggie tale... 1554180325
    ok, mums the word. A doggie tale... 1293740352 A doggie tale... 2761542443
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    Post by Mermaid on Mon 27 Aug 2012 - 18:44

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    Live life to the full now or it could be too late
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    Post by Cruella de Vil on Mon 27 Aug 2012 - 19:06

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    Post by Topdog on Mon 27 Aug 2012 - 19:06

    Hi Linda, so is your Snaurere OK. A doggie tale... 3275847336
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    Post by Mcqueen on Mon 27 Aug 2012 - 19:08

    cunningham wrote: what reg doesn't know isn't worth knowing, mmm or should that read what reg knows isn't worth knowing A doggie tale... 2931609686

    I resemble that remark A doggie tale... 3275847336
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    Post by cunningham on Mon 27 Aug 2012 - 19:13

    Mcqueen wrote:

    I resemble that remark A doggie tale... 3275847336
    i knew you would. A doggie tale... 871748619 A doggie tale... 3025408739 hey reg, ask the council to paint a murial on that new stand at headingley.A doggie tale... 2485877773
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    Post by Cruella de Vil on Mon 27 Aug 2012 - 19:53

    Topdog wrote:Hi Linda, so is your Snaurere OK. A doggie tale... 3275847336



    Just dandy thanks TD A doggie tale... 871748619



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    Post by Mcqueen on Mon 27 Aug 2012 - 20:16

    cunningham wrote: i knew you would. A doggie tale... 871748619 A doggie tale... 3025408739 hey reg, ask the council to paint a murial on that new stand at headingley.A doggie tale... 2485877773

    Funny you mention that, I saw a lad doing one on a antiques wharehouse, So i parked up and watched a bit,
    Well impressed i was, Anyway i asked the lad to come and look at my place, I want the front of the garage to look like a tunnel with a mercedes coming out with its headlights on, And if he gets that right i then want a VW Camper van on the wall of next doors garage which is opposite my kitchen door, Coming next week to go over the sketch, and to tell me how much he wants, I could smell ganja coming from his roll up so it could end up like Ken Dodds face, (A Mess)
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    Post by cunningham on Mon 27 Aug 2012 - 20:20

    Mcqueen wrote:

    Funny you mention that, I saw a lad doing one on a antiques wharehouse, So i parked up and watched a bit,
    Well impressed i was, Anyway i asked the lad to come and look at my place, I want the front of the garage to look like a tunnel with a mercedes coming out with its headlights on, And if he gets that right i then want a VW Camper van on the wall of next doors garage which is opposite my kitchen door, Coming next week to go over the sketch, and to tell me how much he wants, I could smell ganja coming from his roll up so it could end up like Ken Dodds face, (A Mess)
    at least ken dodd has still got his own teeth.A doggie tale... 871748619 A doggie tale... 3025408739
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    Post by Mcqueen on Mon 27 Aug 2012 - 20:24

    cunningham wrote:

    How did you get up there ?, Oh never mind, Own teeth ?, You wouldnt want them at any cost, If somebody slammed a door in your face thats where you would stay, Happyness happyness The greatest gift that i posess
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    Post by cunningham on Mon 27 Aug 2012 - 20:27

    Mcqueen wrote:

    How did you get up there ?, Oh never mind, Own teeth ?, You wouldnt want them at any cost, If somebody slammed a door in your face thats where you would stay, Happyness happyness The greatest gift that i posess
    up where?A doggie tale... 3025408739
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    Post by Topdog on Mon 27 Aug 2012 - 21:24

    What a lovely day for going into an Antique shop and saying whats new, tickled I am.
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