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    England Male Posts : 21279
    Join date : 2011-08-13
    Age : 61
    Location : England

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    Post by Topdog on Sat 25 Aug 2012 - 20:42

    While enjoying a drink with his mate one night,ryan decides to try his luck with an attractive lady sitting by the bar.She lets him join her for a drink and to his surprise asks him to accompany him home.They spend the night hard at it.Finally they finish;Ryan rolls off,pulls out a cigarette and looks for his lighter. He asks his new love if she has a light. "There might be some matches in the top drawer",she replies. Opening the drawer he finds some matches on top of a framed photo of another man.Naturally he begins to worry. "Is this your husband?" he enquires nervously. "No,silly" she replies. "Your boyfriend then?" "No",she replirs,snuggling up to him. "Who is he then?" "Thats me,before the operation!"

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