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    Gypsy
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    Post by Gypsy on Fri 17 Aug 2012 - 14:06

    Received this from H and as he probably won´t know how to post it I thought I would do it on his behalf.

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    If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
    (Hardly seems worth it.)

    If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
    (Now that's more like it!)

    The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out of the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
    (O.M.G.!)

    A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
    (O.M.G.!!!)

    A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.)
    (I'm still not over the pig.)

    Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
    (Don't try this at home; maybe at work.)

    The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
    (Honey, I'm home . What the...?)

    The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.
    (30 minutes. Lucky pig! Can you imagine?)

    The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
    (What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)

    Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
    (I still can't believe that pig ...quality over quantity.)

    Butterflies taste with their feet.
    (Something I always wanted to know.)

    The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
    (Hmmmmmm.......)

    Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.
    (If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)

    Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
    (Okay, so that would be a good thing.)

    A cat's urine glows under a black light.
    (I wonder how much the government paid to figure that out.)

    An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
    (I know some people like that.)

    Starfish have no brains.
    (I know some people like that, too.)

    Polar bears are left-handed.
    (If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.)

    Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.

    (What about that pig? Do the dolphins know about the pig?)
    Mermaid
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    Post by Mermaid on Fri 17 Aug 2012 - 16:19

    what things I have learnt today. Thanks G



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    Topdog
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    Post by Topdog on Fri 17 Aug 2012 - 19:43

    Poor male Pig having to wait for the missus to finish, come on Bitch hurry up I need a pee.
    Perfectspecimen
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    Liechtenstein Male Posts : 13674
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    Post by Perfectspecimen on Fri 17 Aug 2012 - 23:25

    I like piggies. The four across the road from me are taking a one way ride to the abatoir this weekend. Shame cos I was getting quite attatched to the buggers. Patch managed to jump over the fence into their field last week, they just ignored him. I know the feeling. The grass is never greener over there, it looks fresh though.... Fun Facts 3025408739



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    cunningham
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    Post by cunningham on Fri 17 Aug 2012 - 23:36

    Gypsy wrote:Received this from H and as he probably won´t know how to post it I thought I would do it on his behalf.

    -------------------

    If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
    (Hardly seems worth it.)

    If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
    (Now that's more like it!)

    The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out of the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
    (O.M.G.!)

    A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
    (O.M.G.!!!)

    A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.)
    (I'm still not over the pig.)

    Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
    (Don't try this at home; maybe at work.)

    The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
    (Honey, I'm home . What the...?)

    The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.
    (30 minutes. Lucky pig! Can you imagine?)

    The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
    (What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)

    Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
    (I still can't believe that pig ...quality over quantity.)

    Butterflies taste with their feet.
    (Something I always wanted to know.)

    The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
    (Hmmmmmm.......)

    Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.
    (If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)

    Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
    (Okay, so that would be a good thing.)

    A cat's urine glows under a black light.
    (I wonder how much the government paid to figure that out.)

    An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
    (I know some people like that.)

    Starfish have no brains.
    (I know some people like that, too.)

    Polar bears are left-handed.
    (If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.)

    Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.

    (What about that pig? Do the dolphins know about the pig?)
    thanks mumFun Facts 4248600970 i am doing my best with the farting.Fun Facts 380387941
    Perfectspecimen
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    Post by Perfectspecimen on Fri 17 Aug 2012 - 23:52

    Here's a fun fact. If I can afford the ludicrous air fares I may get over to the rock this winter. Yelas bar is very near Los Cris bus stop innit. I still have 4+ Euros on my Bono card............



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    cunningham
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    Post by cunningham on Fri 17 Aug 2012 - 23:59

    Perfectspecimen wrote:Here's a fun fact. If I can afford the ludicrous air fares I may get over to the rock this winter. Yelas bar is very near Los Cris bus stop innit. I still have 4+ Euros on my Bono card............
    only one thing to do vince, sail there in your boat you bloody numpty.Fun Facts 2485877773
    Perfectspecimen
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    Post by Perfectspecimen on Sat 18 Aug 2012 - 0:08

    2000 miles at 5 mph. Thats without stopping. Nah, not practical. Thought has crossed my mind though. No little creeks to moor up for free though in Tenerife, shame.



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    cunningham
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    Post by cunningham on Sat 18 Aug 2012 - 0:19

    Perfectspecimen wrote:2000 miles at 5 mph. Thats without stopping. Nah, not practical. Thought has crossed my mind though. No little creeks to moor up for free though in Tenerife, shame.
    5 mph?them bloody oarsmen last week were going faster than that vince.Fun Facts 2931609686
    Perfectspecimen
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    Post by Perfectspecimen on Sat 18 Aug 2012 - 0:29

    five and a half tons of steel it is, YOU row...... Fun Facts 3025408739



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    Topdog
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    Post by Topdog on Sat 18 Aug 2012 - 8:22

    Good scrap value then
    Campbell Brodie
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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Sat 18 Aug 2012 - 8:28

    Here's some proper nautical terms...


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    cunningham
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    Post by cunningham on Sat 18 Aug 2012 - 10:16

    Perfectspecimen wrote:five and a half tons of steel it is, YOU row...... Fun Facts 3025408739
    mmmm, big ship eh? you need some galley slaves vince.Fun Facts 3025408739
    cunningham
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    Post by cunningham on Sat 18 Aug 2012 - 10:21

    Lone Ranger wrote:Here's some proper nautical terms...
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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Sat 18 Aug 2012 - 10:22

    cunningham wrote:
    Lone Ranger wrote:Here's some proper nautical terms...
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    Thought you'd like that Howard... Fun Facts 3025408739



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    Post by cunningham on Sat 18 Aug 2012 - 10:29

    Lone Ranger wrote:

    Thought you'd like that Howard... Fun Facts 3025408739
    you must spend a lot of hours trauling cam.Fun Facts 3025408739

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