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    Herman

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    England Male Posts : 21277
    Join date : 2011-08-13
    Age : 61
    Location : England

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    Post by Topdog on Thu 16 Aug 2012 - 21:36

    Fifty-one years ago, Herman James, a North Carolina mountain man, was drafted by the Army. On his first day in basic training, the Army issued him a comb. That afternoon the Army barber sheared off all his hair. On his second day, the Army issued Herman a toothbrush. That afternoon the Army dentist yanked seven of his teeth. On the third day, the Army issued him a jock strap, The Army has been looking for Herman for 51 years.
    Topdog
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    England Male Posts : 21277
    Join date : 2011-08-13
    Age : 61
    Location : England

    Herman Empty More about the Dentist

    Post by Topdog on Thu 16 Aug 2012 - 21:37

    One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the husband gently taps his wife on the shoulder and starts rubbing her arm. The wife turns over and says, "I"m sorry, honey, I"ve got a gynaecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh." The husband, rejected, turns over and tries to sleep.A few minutes later, he rolls back over and taps his wife again. This time he whispers in her ear, "Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow too?"


    My dentist just won "dentist of the year"All he got was a little plaque.
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    Join date : 2011-08-14
    Location : Scotland

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    Post by Mermaid on Fri 17 Aug 2012 - 9:40

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