to get in, but they haven't got tickets. What to do?
The Scotsman picks up a manhole-cover, tucks it under his arm and walks to
the gate. "McTavish, Scotland," he says, "Discus," and in
The Englishman picks up a length of scaffolding and slings it over his
shoulder. "Warrington-Smythe, England," he says, "Pole
vault," and in he walks.
The Irishman looks around, picks up a roll of barbed wire and tucks it
under his arm. "O'Malley, Ireland," he says,"Fencing."