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    Another Olympic joke.

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    Another Olympic joke. Empty Another Olympic joke.

    Post by Campbell Brodie on Tue Aug 14, 2012 9:15 pm

    A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishman want
    to get in, but they haven't got tickets. What to do? Another Olympic joke. C:%5CUsers%5CCampbell%5CAppData%5CLocal%5CTemp%5Cmsohtmlclip1%5C01%5Cclip_image001

    The Scotsman picks up a manhole-cover, tucks it under his arm and walks to
    the gate. "McTavish, Scotland," he says, "Discus," and in
    he walks.

    The Englishman picks up a length of scaffolding and slings it over his
    shoulder. "Warrington-Smythe, England," he says, "Pole
    vault," and in he walks.

    The Irishman looks around, picks up a roll of barbed wire and tucks it
    under his arm. "O'Malley, Ireland," he says,"Fencing."







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    Post by Topdog on Tue Aug 14, 2012 9:46 pm

    Another Olympic joke. 3318427985 Another Olympic joke. 3318427985 Very god, my favourite ever is the wheel chair olympics joke
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    Post by Mcqueen on Tue Aug 14, 2012 11:13 pm

    Another Olympic joke. 2485877773 Fencing
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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Wed Aug 15, 2012 8:54 am

    Topdog wrote: Another Olympic joke. 3318427985 Another Olympic joke. 3318427985 Very god, my favourite ever is the wheel chair olympics joke

    If you can't put it on here, e-mail me.



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    Post by Topdog on Wed Aug 15, 2012 10:54 am

    Lone Ranger wrote:
    Topdog wrote: Another Olympic joke. 3318427985 Another Olympic joke. 3318427985 Very god, my favourite ever is the wheel chair olympics joke

    If you can't put it on here, e-mail me.
    its visual mate. You know the one about the Paralympic, sorry ONELEG I know you are one too, with no arms and no legs. Poor bugger drowned, cramp in his ears.
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    Post by Gypsy on Wed Aug 15, 2012 10:58 am

    Another Olympic joke. 2485877773 Another Olympic joke. 2485877773 Another Olympic joke. 2485877773
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    Post by Topdog on Wed Aug 15, 2012 12:00 pm

    I will try Cam but you need to visualise it.
    Man in wheel chair pushing his wheels real fast then draws his arm back and lets go of a disc, what event, Yes DISCUS.
    Man in wheel chair pushing his wheels real fast then draws his arm back and lets go of a spear, what event, Yes JAVELIN.
    Man in wheel chair pushing his wheels real fast then puts his arm under his chin and pushes a big lead ball into the air, what event, Yes SHOT PUTT.
    Man in wheel chair pushing his wheels real fast then faster and faster,then starts banging his head, what event, Yes 110 METRE HURDLES.
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    Post by Gypsy on Wed Aug 15, 2012 2:30 pm

    That's as bad as choking on a sock in the bath Another Olympic joke. 3025408739
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    Post by Topdog on Wed Aug 15, 2012 5:44 pm

    Surprised you remembered that Gypsy over 4 lines of Pepsi.

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