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    Post by Topdog on Fri 10 Aug 2012 - 23:02

    Kylie Minogue, Robbie Williams and Elton John were walking over
    a bridge.
    Kylie trips and gets her head jammed between the railings.
    With a sideways glance, Robbie pulls aside her G-String, and bonks her
    senseless!
    He stands back and tells Elton, "Your turn!"
    Elton bursts
    into tears.
    "What's up?" asks Robbie.
    Elton sobs, "My head won't fit
    through the railings!!"
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    Post by Perfectspecimen on Fri 10 Aug 2012 - 23:13

    I find this offensive to Robbie Williams, as if he would go with someone as old as EJ, jeez.



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    Post by Topdog on Fri 10 Aug 2012 - 23:18

    Perfectspecimen wrote:I find this offensive to Robbie Williams, as if he would go with someone as old as EJ, jeez.
    He would when he was Mrs Doubtfire.
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    Post by Perfectspecimen on Fri 10 Aug 2012 - 23:26

    Nah, I sing his songs you know..........Offensive, my mate Phil sings the odd Elton John song, sure he would agree.



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    Post by Topdog on Sat 11 Aug 2012 - 8:10

    Robbie could do a nice cover of "Don't let your son go down on me" for Elton.

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