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    Gypsy
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    Post by Gypsy on Wed Jul 18, 2012 8:43 pm

    A young girl started work in the village chemist shop. She was very shy about having to sell condoms to the public.

    The owner was going on holiday for a couple of days and asked if she would be willing to run the shop on her own. She had to confide in him her worries about selling the contraceptives.

    "Look," he said."My regular customers don’t ask for condoms, they'll ask for a 310 [small] a 320[medium] or a 330[large]. The word condom won’t even be used.

    The first day was fine but on the second day a guy built like a brick ****house came in to the shop, put out his hand and said "350".

    The girl panicked. She phoned the owner on his mobile and told him of her predicament.

    "Go back in and check if he has a yellow bucket hanging between his legs" her boss told her.

    She peeped through the door and saw the yellow bucket hanging between his legs. "Yes!" she said "He's got one hanging there!"

    The boss said "Go back in and give him £3.50, he's the window cleaner!"


    Mcqueen
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    Post by Mcqueen on Wed Jul 18, 2012 8:52 pm

    350 please 3025408739 My window cleaner came down the ladder and stood in his bucket, I'm on the floor laughing, He said i dont think its funny i'm going to have a wet foot all day now, He had a right gob on, 350 please 1498946960
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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Wed Jul 18, 2012 8:56 pm

    Well our window cleaner just charges £2.50. 350 please 3318427985



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    Gypsy
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    Post by Gypsy on Wed Jul 18, 2012 9:02 pm

    Mine doesn´t charge anything and he cleans them twice a year whether they need it or not 350 please 1498946960
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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Wed Jul 18, 2012 9:07 pm

    That'll be Jim then! 350 please 3025408739



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    Post by Topdog on Wed Jul 18, 2012 9:26 pm

    Nice joke Gypsy.......my window cleaner charges £10, cheap for round here with conservatory.

    Reminds me of bloke goes in Chemist and says to the lovely behind the ramp, " Good weekend coming up, 87 condoms please", lovely behind the ramp says, "87, feck me", "make that 88 then"
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    Post by Gypsy on Wed Jul 18, 2012 9:37 pm

    That is a bit like

    A Scottish soldier in full dress uniform walks into a chemist, and from his sporran pulls out a neatly folded cotton bandana. He unfolds this, and reveals a neatly folded square silk handkerchief. He unfolds this to reveal a condom, with several patches.

    He asks the chemist, 'how much to repair this', The chemist says '6 pence,' he then asks 'how much for a new one', the chemist says '10 pence'.

    He folds the condom back into the silk and the cotton, and goes outside.

    A moment later the chemist hears a great shout, followed by an even greater one.

    The soldier marches back in and addresses the chemist, with a big satisfied grin on his face.

    'The regiment has taken a vote, we'll have a new one.'
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    Post by Topdog on Wed Jul 18, 2012 10:04 pm

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    Post by Mcqueen on Wed Jul 18, 2012 10:05 pm

    £8 x 2, I hide sometimes, 350 please 2419626307, Ive bought cars for less, 350 please 3707059870
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    Post by Perfectspecimen on Wed Jul 18, 2012 11:29 pm

    Hmmmmm, I have a small confession to make. I have never ever used one. Its not like Im ugly........



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    Post by Topdog on Thu Jul 19, 2012 9:52 am

    You probably got a 1930's wash out one.

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