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    THE IRISH PROSTITUTE

    BobMac
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    Scotland Male Posts : 517
    Join date : 2012-03-22
    Age : 74
    Location : Chelmsford

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    Post by BobMac on Mon 16 Jul 2012 - 15:35


    An Irish daughter had not been home for over 5 years.

    Upon her return, her father cursed her heavily.

    Where have ye been all this time, child? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call?
    Can ye not understand what ye put yer old Mother thru?'

    The girl, crying, replied, 'Sniff, sniff... Dad.... I became a prostitute.'

    'Ye what!!? Get outta here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this Catholic family.'

    'OK, Dad... As ye wish. I just came back to give Mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a $5 million savings certificate. For me little brother, this gold Rolex. And for ye, Daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes Limited Edition convertible that's parked outside, plus a membership to the country club... (takes a breath)..... And an invitation for ye all to spend New Year's Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera .'

    'Now what was it ye said ye had become?' says Dad.

    Girl, crying again, 'Sniff, sniff..... A prostitute, Daddy! Sniff, sniff.'

    'Oh! Be Jesus! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a Protestant. Come here and give yer old Dad a hug!!!'



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    Campbell Brodie
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    Scotland Male Posts : 56778
    Join date : 2011-08-13
    Age : 65
    Location : Scotland

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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Mon 16 Jul 2012 - 16:11

    Nice one Bob! THE IRISH PROSTITUTE  2485877773



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    CaribeCelt
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    Ireland Male Posts : 1045
    Join date : 2012-01-10
    Age : 42
    Location : Ireland

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    Post by CaribeCelt on Mon 16 Jul 2012 - 16:15

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    All of us are in the gutter but some of us are looking up at the stars-Oscar Wilde

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