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    Aussie prospector...

    Campbell Brodie
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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Sun 15 Jul 2012 - 18:56

    Got this in an e-mail...



    “Can I have a packet
    of condoms, please." says the old prospector.

    The chemist asks, "Do you need a paper bag with them sir?"

    The prospector reply’s "Nah mate.... She ain't that ugly."







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    Post by Mcqueen on Sun 15 Jul 2012 - 19:26

    Aussie prospector... 3025408739 Paper bags remind me of Morecome and Wise, I did that trick in the chemists a few weeks ago, Poor young assistant wondered how i did it, She even looked in the bag, Aussie prospector... 1498946960 Probably well educated, Aussie prospector... 2419626307
    Campbell Brodie
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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Sun 15 Jul 2012 - 19:30

    Mcqueen wrote:Aussie prospector... 3025408739 Paper bags remind me of Morecome and Wise, I did that trick in the chemists a few weeks ago, Poor young assistant wondered how i did it, She even looked in the bag, Aussie prospector... 1498946960 Probably well educated, Aussie prospector... 2419626307

    Classic...



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    Post by Mcqueen on Sun 15 Jul 2012 - 19:53

    Aussie prospector... 2485877773 Thanks Cam, Thats comedy
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    Post by Topdog on Sun 15 Jul 2012 - 20:32

    Very good, I still do that now.

    lONG BUT GREAT THIS
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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Sun 15 Jul 2012 - 20:41

    ..."el perro microscopico!" Brilliant!



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