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    Join date : 2011-08-14
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    It has Started Empty It has Started

    Post by Mermaid on Sun 15 Jul 2012 - 16:22

    A man came home from work, sat down in his favorite chair, turned on
    the TV, and said to his wife, “Quick, bring me a beer before it starts”

    She looked a little puzzled, but brought him a beer. When he finished
    it, he said, “Quick, bring me another beer. It’s gonna start.”

    This time she looked a little angry, but brought him a beer.

    When it was gone, he said, “Quick, another beer before it starts.”

    “That’s it!” She blows her top, “You ba$ta#d! You waltz in here, flop
    your fat ass down, don’t even say hello to me and then expect me to run
    around like your slave. Don’t you realize that I cook and clean and
    wash and iron all day long?”

    The husband sighed. “Oh sh#t, it started!”

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