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    The Little Old Lady

    BobMac
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    Scotland Male Posts : 517
    Join date : 2012-03-22
    Age : 74
    Location : Chelmsford

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    Post by BobMac on Thu 12 Jul 2012 - 15:50

    Defense Attorney: Will you please state your age?

    Little Old Lady: I am 71 years old.

    Defense Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened the night of April 1st?

    Little Old Lady: There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm spring evening, When a young man comes creeping up on the porch and sat down beside me..

    Defense Attorney: Did you know him?

    Little Old Lady: No, but he sure was friendly.

    Defense Attorney: What happened after he sat down?

    Little Old Lady: He started to rub my thigh.

    Defense Attorney: Did you stop him?

    Little Old Lady: No, I didn't stop him.

    Defense Attorney: Why not?

    Little Old Lady: It felt good. Nobody had done that since my Albert died some 30 years ago.

    Defense Attorney: What happened next?

    Little Old Lady: He began to rub my breasts.

    Defense Attorney: Did you stop him then?

    Little Old Lady: No, I did not stop him.

    Defense Attorney: Why not?

    Little Old Lady: His rubbing made me feel all alive and excited. I haven't felt that good in years!

    Defense Attorney: What happened next?

    Little Old Lady: Well, by then, I was feeling so 'spicy' that I just laid down and told him 'Take me, young man. Take me now!'

    Defense Attorney: Did he take you?

    Little Old Lady: Hell, no! He just yelled, 'April Fool!' and ran off and that's when I shot him ............. the little bar steward.



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    Campbell Brodie
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    Scotland Male Posts : 57737
    Join date : 2011-08-13
    Age : 65
    Location : Scotland

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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Thu 12 Jul 2012 - 17:03

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    Mermaid
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    Scotland Female Posts : 10364
    Join date : 2011-08-14
    Location : Scotland

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    Post by Mermaid on Thu 12 Jul 2012 - 17:13

    The Little Old Lady 3025408739this is funny



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    Age : 66
    Location : England

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    Topdog
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    Location : England

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    Post by Topdog on Thu 12 Jul 2012 - 20:11

    Very Good.

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