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    Sister Mary Catherine.

    Campbell Brodie
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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Sun 1 Jul 2012 - 21:35

    Got this from Jimbo...it's a beaut!

    Sister Mary Katherine entered the Monastery of Silence. The Priest said,
    'Sister, this is a silent monastery. You are welcome here as long as you
    like, but you may not speak until I direct you to do so.'

    Sister Mary Katherine lived in the monastery for 5 years before the Priest
    said to her, 'Sister Mary Katherine, you have been here for 5 years. You can
    speak two words.'
    Sister Mary Katherine said, 'Hard bed.'
    'I'm sorry to hear that,' the Priest said, 'We will get you a better

    After another 5 years, Sister Mary Katherine was called by the Priest. 'You
    may say another two words, Sister Mary Katherine. 'Cold food,' said Sister
    Mary Katherine, and the Priest assured her that the food would be better in
    the future.

    On her 15th anniversary at the monastery, the Priest again called Sister Mary
    Katherine into his office. 'You may say two words today.'
    I quit,' said Sister Mary Katherine.
    'It's probably best', said the Priest, 'You've done feck all but moan since
    you've been here.'

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    Post by Jimandsi on Sun 1 Jul 2012 - 21:52

    I've just read it again and although I know the punchline, it still made me laugh. Sister Mary Catherine. 2485877773

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    Post by CaribeCelt on Sun 1 Jul 2012 - 22:01

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    All of us are in the gutter but some of us are looking up at the stars-Oscar Wilde

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    Post by Mermaid on Mon 2 Jul 2012 - 7:57

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