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    25 Things You Would Love To Say At Work


    UK Female Posts : 324
    Join date : 2012-05-27
    Age : 49
    Location : Llano del Espino. Almeria. Spain

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    Post by Elle1971 on Mon 25 Jun 2012 - 14:48

    I've actually used many of these ha ha ha!!

    1. I can see your point, but you're still full of sh*t
    2. I don't know what you're problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce
    3. How about never? Is never good for you?
    4. I see you've set aside thjis special time to humiliate yourself in public
    5. I'm really easy to get along with once you people start to see things my way
    6. I'll try being nicer if you try being smarter
    7. I'm out of my ind but feel free to leave a message
    8. I don't work here, I'm a consultant
    9. It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word you're saying
    10. Ahhhh... I see the screwup fairy has visited us again
    11. I like you. You remind me of myself when I was young and stupid
    12. You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers
    13. I have plenty of talent and vision... I just don't give a damn
    14. I'm already visualising the duct tape over your mouth
    15. I'm not being rude... you're just insignificant
    16. Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial
    17. And your crybaby, whineyassed opinion would be?
    18. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer
    19. If I throw a stick, will you leave?
    20. Errors have been made. Others will be blamed
    21. Too many freaks, not enough circuses
    22. Nice perfume - must you marinate in it?
    23. Chaos, panic and disorder - my work here is done
    24. I thought I wanted a career... turns out I just wanted a salary
    25. Who lit the fuse on your tampon?

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    Campbell Brodie
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    Scotland Male Posts : 56958
    Join date : 2011-08-13
    Age : 65
    Location : Scotland

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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Mon 25 Jun 2012 - 16:24

    I'm going to try No. 23 tomorrow! 25 Things You Would Love To Say At Work 294053457

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