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    HOW TO START A FIGHT

    Gypsy
    Gypsy
     
     

    Spain Female Posts : 12662
    Join date : 2011-08-14

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    Post by Gypsy on Mon 25 Jun 2012 - 9:49

    One year, I decided to buy my mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift...

    The next year, I didn't buy her a gift.

    When she asked me why, I replied, "Well, you still haven't used the gift I bought you last year!"

    And that's how the fight started.....

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    My wife sat down next to me as I was flipping channels.

    She asked, "What's on TV?"

    I said, "Dust."

    And then the fight started...

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    My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary.

    She said, "I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds."

    I bought her a bathroom scale.

    And then the fight started......

    CaribeCelt
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    Ireland Male Posts : 1045
    Join date : 2012-01-10
    Age : 42
    Location : Ireland

    HOW TO START A FIGHT Empty Re: HOW TO START A FIGHT

    Post by CaribeCelt on Mon 25 Jun 2012 - 10:54

    HOW TO START A FIGHT 3025408739 Very Good.



    All of us are in the gutter but some of us are looking up at the stars-Oscar Wilde

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