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    Getting a Scotsman into heaven....

    Cruella de Vil
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    Spain Female Posts : 3067
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    Age : 64
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    Post by Cruella de Vil on Wed 20 Jun 2012 - 18:00

    How to get to Heaven from Scotland ....
    I was testing children in my Glasgow Sunday
    School class to see if they understood the
    Concept of getting into heaven.
    I asked them, "If I sold my house and my
    ... Car, had a big jumble sale and gave all my
    Money to the church, would that get me
    Into heaven?"
    "NO!" the children answered.
    "If I cleaned the church every day, mowed
    The garden and kept everything tidy, would
    That get me into heaven?"
    Again, the answer was 'No!'
    By now I was starting to smile.
    "Well, then, if I was kind to animals and
    Gave sweeties to all the children, and
    Loved my husband, would that get me
    Into heaven?"
    Again, they all answered 'No!'
    I was just bursting with pride for them.
    I continued, "Then how can I get into heaven?"
    A six year old boy shouted, "Yuv got tae be fu-kin' dead"
    Kinda brings a wee tear tae your eye...



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    Mermaid
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    Scotland Female Posts : 10321
    Join date : 2011-08-14
    Location : Scotland

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    Post by Mermaid on Wed 20 Jun 2012 - 19:44

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