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    Girls night out

    Gypsy
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    Spain Female Posts : 12662
    Join date : 2011-08-14

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    Post by Gypsy on Wed 20 Jun 2012 - 11:29

    Two women had gone for a Girls Night Out and had been over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home they suddenly realised they both needed to pee.

    They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do their business behind a headstone. The first woman had nothing to wipe with so she took off her panties, used them and threw them away. Her friend however was wearing expensive underwear and didn't want to ruin hers, but was lucky enough to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on a grave and proceeded to wipe herself with it. After finishing, they made their way home.

    The next day the first woman's husband phones the other husband and said, "These damn girls nights out have got to stop. My wife came home last night without her panties."

    "That's nothing," said the other. "Mine came back with a sympathy card stuck between the cheeks of her butt that said, 'From all of us at the Fire Station, We will never forget you! Girls night out 2419626307
    Campbell Brodie
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    Scotland Male Posts : 56764
    Join date : 2011-08-13
    Age : 65
    Location : Scotland

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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Wed 20 Jun 2012 - 17:59

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    Cruella de Vil
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    Spain Female Posts : 3067
    Join date : 2011-08-22
    Age : 64
    Location : Somewhere in the Atlantic

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    Post by Cruella de Vil on Wed 20 Jun 2012 - 18:11

    Love it



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    Mermaid
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    Scotland Female Posts : 10311
    Join date : 2011-08-14
    Location : Scotland

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    Post by Mermaid on Wed 20 Jun 2012 - 19:46

    that made me giggle



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