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    Vampire Bats

    Gypsy
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    Spain Female Posts : 12665
    Join date : 2011-08-14

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    Post by Gypsy on Tue 19 Jun 2012 - 20:00

    A vampire bat came in from the night, face all covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof of the cave to get some sleep.

    Pretty soon all the other bats smelled the blood & began hassling him about where he got it.

    He told them to piss off & let him get some sleep, but they persisted until he finally gave in.. "OK, follow me", he said & flew out of the cave with hundreds of excited bats behind him.

    Down through a valley they went, across a river & into a huge forest. Finally he slowed down & all the other bats excitedly milled around him, tongues hanging out for blood.

    "Do you see that large oak tree over there?" he asked.

    "YES, YES, YES!!!" the bats all screamed in a frenzy.

    "Good for you!" said the bat!

    "Because I fu**ing didn't."
    Mermaid
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    Scotland Female Posts : 9815
    Join date : 2011-08-14
    Location : Scotland

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    Post by Mermaid on Tue 19 Jun 2012 - 20:57

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    Mcqueen
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    England Male Posts : 28702
    Join date : 2011-08-13
    Age : 65
    Location : England

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    Post by Mcqueen on Tue 19 Jun 2012 - 22:06

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