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    Some one liners.

    Gypsy
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    Spain Female Posts : 12665
    Join date : 2011-08-14

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    Post by Gypsy on Fri 15 Jun 2012 - 10:15

    The Grim Reaper came for me last night, and I beat him off with a vacuum cleaner. Talk about Dyson with death.

    My daughter asked me for a pet spider for her birthday, so I went to our local pet shop and they were £70!!! Blow this, I thought, I can get one cheaper off the web.

    I was at an ATM yesterday when a little old lady asked if I could check her balance, so I pushed her over.

    I start a new job in Seoul next week. I thought it was a good Korea move.

    I woke up last night to find the ghost of Gloria Gaynor standing at the foot of my bed. At first I was afraid.......then I was petrified.

    The wife was counting all the 1p's and 2p's out on the kitchen table when she suddenly got very angry and started shouting and crying for no reason. I thought to myself, "She's going through the change."

    When I was in the pub I heard a couple of plonkers saying that they wouldn't feel safe on an aircraft if they knew the pilot was a woman. What a pair of sexist pigs. I mean, it's not as if she'd have to reverse the bloomin thing

    Local Police hunting the 'knitting needle nutter’, who has stabbed six people in the village in the last 48 hours, believe the attacker could be following some kind of pattern.

    Bought some 'rocket salad' yesterday but it went off before I could eat it!

    Just got back from my mate's funeral. He died after being hit on the head with a tennis ball. It was a lovely service
    cunningham
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    Wales Male Posts : 3211
    Join date : 2011-08-13
    Age : 66
    Location : in the dog house

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    Post by cunningham on Fri 15 Jun 2012 - 10:18

    Gypsy wrote:The Grim Reaper came for me last night, and I beat him off with a vacuum cleaner. Talk about Dyson with death.

    My daughter asked me for a pet spider for her birthday, so I went to our local pet shop and they were £70!!! Blow this, I thought, I can get one cheaper off the web.

    I was at an ATM yesterday when a little old lady asked if I could check her balance, so I pushed her over.

    I start a new job in Seoul next week. I thought it was a good Korea move.

    I woke up last night to find the ghost of Gloria Gaynor standing at the foot of my bed. At first I was afraid.......then I was petrified.

    The wife was counting all the 1p's and 2p's out on the kitchen table when she suddenly got very angry and started shouting and crying for no reason. I thought to myself, "She's going through the change."

    When I was in the pub I heard a couple of plonkers saying that they wouldn't feel safe on an aircraft if they knew the pilot was a woman. What a pair of sexist pigs. I mean, it's not as if she'd have to reverse the bloomin thing

    Local Police hunting the 'knitting needle nutter’, who has stabbed six people in the village in the last 48 hours, believe the attacker could be following some kind of pattern.

    Bought some 'rocket salad' yesterday but it went off before I could eat it!

    Just got back from my mate's funeral. He died after being hit on the head with a tennis ball. It was a lovely service
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    Mermaid
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    Join date : 2011-08-14
    Location : Scotland

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    Post by Mermaid on Fri 15 Jun 2012 - 10:26

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