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    Horse riding for blondes


    Spain Female Posts : 12662
    Join date : 2011-08-14

    Horse riding for blondes Empty Horse riding for blondes

    Post by Gypsy on Wed 13 Jun 2012 - 11:17

    A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted and the horse immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle. In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides down the side of the horse anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly impervious to its slipping rider. Finally, giving up her frail grip, she leaps away from the horse to try and throw herself to safety.

    Unfortunately, her foot has become entangled in the stirrup and she is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is battered against the ground again and again. She is mere moments away from unconsciousness when........the Tesco manager runs out to unplug the horse.
    Adam Mint
    Adam Mint

    Scotland Male Posts : 22669
    Join date : 2011-10-07
    Age : 55

    Horse riding for blondes Empty Re: Horse riding for blondes

    Post by Adam Mint on Wed 13 Jun 2012 - 16:42

    Copyright, slander, liable or something, help Cam...

    Check out this thread.

    Lorraine Kelly gets thrown from horse.

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