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    Frenchman, Scotsman and Irishman

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    Post by Gypsy on Sat 9 Jun 2012 - 9:34

    Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very big smiles on their faces. The coroner calls the police to tell them what has happened.

    First body: Pierre Dubois, Frenchman, 60, died of heart failure while making love to his 20-year old mistress. Hence the enormous smile, Inspector, says the Coroner.

    'Second body: Hamish Campbell, Scotsman, 25, won £50,000 on the lottery, spent it all on whisky. Died of alcohol poisoning, hence the smile.

    The Inspector asked, 'What about the third body?'

    'Ah,' says the coroner, 'this is the most unusual one. Paddy Murphy, Irish, 30, struck by lightning.'

    'Why is he smiling then?' inquires the Inspector

    'Thought he was having his picture taken.'
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    Post by Cruella de Vil on Sat 9 Jun 2012 - 9:42

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    Post by Mermaid on Sat 9 Jun 2012 - 10:18

    very funny



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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Sat 9 Jun 2012 - 10:31

    If I won £50,000 on the lottery, it wouldn't be wasted on whisky! Frenchman, Scotsman and Irishman 871748619(I always fancied one of them motor home thingys...)



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    Post by CaribeCelt on Sat 9 Jun 2012 - 10:33

    Lone Ranger wrote:If I won £50,000 on the lottery, it wouldn't be wasted on whisky! Frenchman, Scotsman and Irishman 871748619(I always fancied one of them motor home thingys...)

    What about a motor home full of whisky?



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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Sat 9 Jun 2012 - 10:47

    CaribeCelt wrote:
    Lone Ranger wrote:If I won £50,000 on the lottery, it wouldn't be wasted on whisky! Frenchman, Scotsman and Irishman 871748619(I always fancied one of them motor home thingys...)

    What about a motor home full of whisky?

    I'm not a whisky drinker CC, but when I go to Oban next weekend, we get a free whisky night-cap before bed, so I might force it down just to help me sleep like...Frenchman, Scotsman and Irishman Smfood10



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    Post by Mermaid on Sat 9 Jun 2012 - 11:02

    I hate whisky so they give you orange juice instead. Will have to take plenty of antacids Frenchman, Scotsman and Irishman 2681204924



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