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    Sweets and sex.

    Campbell Brodie
    Campbell Brodie

    Scotland Male Posts : 56951
    Join date : 2011-08-13
    Age : 65
    Location : Scotland

    Sweets and sex. Empty Sweets and sex.

    Post by Campbell Brodie on Fri 1 Jun 2012 - 19:22

    Mr Cadbury met Miss Rowntree on
    a Double Decker.

    It was just After Eight.

    They got off at Quality Street .

    He asked her name. 'Polo, I'm the one with the hole' she said with
    a Wispa.

    'I'm Marathon , the one with the nuts' he replied.

    He touched her Cream Eggs, which was a Kinder Surprise for her.

    Then he slipped his hand into her Snickers, which made her Ripple.

    He fondled her Jelly Babies and she rubbed his Tic Tacs.

    Soon they were Heart Throbs.

    It was a Fab moment as she screamed in Turkish Delight.

    But, 3 days later, his Sherbet Dip Dab started to itch.

    Turns out Miss Rowntree had been with Bertie Bassett and he had

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    Cruella de Vil
    Cruella de Vil

    Spain Female Posts : 3067
    Join date : 2011-08-22
    Age : 64
    Location : Somewhere in the Atlantic

    Sweets and sex. Empty Re: Sweets and sex.

    Post by Cruella de Vil on Fri 1 Jun 2012 - 21:52

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