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    2 for Reg

    3rdforum
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    Ireland Male Posts : 22773
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    Post by 3rdforum on Tue May 22, 2012 9:44 pm

    I've often said, if something is funny, it's funny, otherwise I would be taking exception to the never ending and ott Irishman jokes from 2 of our senior members in particular ( that would be Kev and Reg by the way). Anyway, bearing that in mind, here are 2 for Reg


    Just put a deposit down on a new Porsche & mentioned it on Facebook. I said " I can't wait for the new 911" and now 4000 Muslims have added me as a friend!


    A devout Muslim entered a black cab in London. The Muslim asked the driver to turn off the radio because by his religious teaching, he must not listen to music, because in the time of the prophet, there was no music. The driver politely switched off the radio, stopped tha cab and opened the door. The Arab asked the driver "What are you doing?" The driver replied "In the time of the prophet, there were no taxis so feck off and wait for a camel!"






    CaribeCelt
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    Ireland Male Posts : 1045
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    Post by CaribeCelt on Tue May 22, 2012 9:47 pm

    Like the second one,very good2 for Reg 3025408739



    All of us are in the gutter but some of us are looking up at the stars-Oscar Wilde
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    England Male Posts : 21277
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    Post by Topdog on Tue May 22, 2012 10:03 pm

    Great 2 for Reg 3275847336 why for Reg doesn't he like music?
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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Tue May 22, 2012 10:03 pm

    I liked them both! 2 for Reg 294053457 2 for Reg 3318427985



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    England Male Posts : 30206
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    Post by Mcqueen on Tue May 22, 2012 10:03 pm

    2 for Reg 2485877773I dont ever remember telling irish jokes 2 for Reg 3707059870 , I mean whats funny about being irish, I'd rather be welsh.
    at least there attached, Thatcher got it wrong, I would have just given you the key and said "Here have the blady place" 2 for Reg 3025408739
    Perfectspecimen
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    Liechtenstein Male Posts : 14162
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    Post by Perfectspecimen on Tue May 22, 2012 10:06 pm

    Reg doesnt like Taxis...........



    Adventure before dementia!!! 2 for Reg 294053457
    3rdforum
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    Ireland Male Posts : 22773
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    Post by 3rdforum on Tue May 22, 2012 10:07 pm

    I forgot that 2 for Reg 2419626307






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    Mcqueen
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    England Male Posts : 30206
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    Post by Mcqueen on Sat May 26, 2012 4:25 pm

    Ney whats going on 2 for Reg 3095951175
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    Post by Perfectspecimen on Sat May 26, 2012 5:44 pm

    You have a fan Reg, local too. Or maybe a stalker.2 for Reg 2419626307



    Adventure before dementia!!! 2 for Reg 294053457
    3rdforum
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    Ireland Male Posts : 22773
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    Post by 3rdforum on Sat May 26, 2012 6:50 pm

    One of his students innit!






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    Post by innit on Sat May 26, 2012 6:52 pm


    He wants his money back from that car you would not sell him.
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    Post by cunningham on Sat May 26, 2012 7:10 pm

    Mcqueen wrote:Ney whats going on 2 for Reg 3095951175
    you ordered a taxi reg?for fecks sake dont leave your wallet again.2 for Reg 1498946960
    Mcqueen
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    England Male Posts : 30206
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    Post by Mcqueen on Sun May 27, 2012 8:32 am

    Not safe in my own home, 2 for Reg 1498946960
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    Post by Topdog on Sun May 27, 2012 9:04 am

    You ain't safe in your own body Reg. weather
    Mcqueen
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    England Male Posts : 30206
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    Post by Mcqueen on Sun May 27, 2012 9:08 am

    Can i get a new one ? 2 for Reg 3025408739
    Topdog
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    Post by Topdog on Sun May 27, 2012 9:35 am

    Anita Roddick used to have a shop for them, won't be long before you get to see her.
    Mcqueen
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    Post by Mcqueen on Sun May 27, 2012 9:59 am

    2 for Reg 3417148095

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