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    The Penis Poem

    Mcqueen
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    England Male Posts : 30393
    Join date : 2011-08-13
    Age : 66
    Location : England

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    Post by Mcqueen on Fri 11 May 2012 - 21:26

    My nookie days are over
    My pilot light is out
    What used to be my sex appeal
    Is now my water spout
    Time was when on its own
    From my trousers it would spring
    But now its just a full time job
    To find the fecking thing
    It used to be embarrassing
    The way it would behave
    For every single morning
    It would stand and watch me shave
    Now as old age approaches
    It sure gives me the blues
    To see it hang its little head
    And watch me tie my shoes,
    Campbell Brodie
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    Age : 65
    Location : Scotland

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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Fri 11 May 2012 - 21:27

    Mcqueen wrote:My nookie days are over
    My pilot light is out
    What used to be my sex appeal
    Is now my water spout
    Time was when on its own
    From my trousers it would spring
    But now its just a full time job
    To find the fecking thing
    It used to be embarrassing
    The way it would behave
    For every single morning
    It would stand and watch me shave
    Now as old age approaches
    It sure gives me the blues
    To see it hang its little head
    And watch me tie my shoes,


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    3rdforum
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    Age : 50
    Location : Ireland

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    Post by 3rdforum on Fri 11 May 2012 - 21:28

    All ahead of me. I'm in the prime of my life now The Penis Poem 2839888827






    cunningham
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    Wales Male Posts : 3211
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    Age : 66
    Location : in the dog house

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    Post by cunningham on Fri 11 May 2012 - 21:37

    heres me thinking you were going to tell a poem about a piano player
    Mermaid
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    Post by Mermaid on Fri 11 May 2012 - 23:00

    oh dear. I did laugh



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    Post by Topdog on Fri 11 May 2012 - 23:42

    Nice one Cock.
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