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    keeping a woman happy

    Vera Lynn
    Vera Lynn
     
     

    UK Female Posts : 170
    Join date : 2012-03-22
    Age : 69

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    Post by Vera Lynn on Thu 10 May 2012 - 23:13

    Keeping a woman happy is very easy.

    All you have to do is let them win every argument, let her go shopping on your credit card, tell her how beautiful she actually looks, keep texting or calling her every five minutes when you're away, never insult her driving skills and never behave like a sexist in front of her, make her feel like a princess, take care of her and cuddle her every night before she falls asleep in your arms.

    Keeping a man happy is very easy.

    All you have to do is keep their stomach full and their testicles empty.keeping a woman happy 3025408739
    Topdog
    Topdog
     
     

    England Male Posts : 21279
    Join date : 2011-08-13
    Age : 61
    Location : England

    keeping a woman happy Empty Re: keeping a woman happy

    Post by Topdog on Thu 10 May 2012 - 23:46

    No mention of PUB
    cunningham
    cunningham
     
     

    Wales Male Posts : 3211
    Join date : 2011-08-13
    Age : 66
    Location : in the dog house

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    Post by cunningham on Fri 11 May 2012 - 8:00

    sounds like a load of bollocks to me.
    Mermaid
    Mermaid
     
     

    Scotland Female Posts : 10377
    Join date : 2011-08-14
    Location : Scotland

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    Post by Mermaid on Fri 11 May 2012 - 8:51

    well done Vera keeping a woman happy 2485877773



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