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    England Male Posts : 21279
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    Location : England

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    Post by Topdog on Fri 4 May 2012 - 23:40

    Why do doctors slap new born babies arses at birth?To make the dicks fall off the stupid ones. thats me dead 1498946960 thats me dead 2761542443
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    Liechtenstein Male Posts : 14238
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    Age : 66
    Location : Cambs / Golf del Sur

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    Post by Perfectspecimen on Fri 4 May 2012 - 23:48

    Whoops, you're in trouble now.........



    Adventure before dementia!!! thats me dead 294053457
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    Post by Perfectspecimen on Fri 4 May 2012 - 23:54

    One of my local pubs had a whole wall full of blond jokes just above the urinal, makes you laugh when as soon as women detect a bit of grey in their hair they rush out to buy some hair dye. And what colour do they choose? Yep, you got it. thats me dead 3025408739



    Adventure before dementia!!! thats me dead 294053457
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    Spain Female Posts : 12662
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    Post by Gypsy on Sat 5 May 2012 - 2:48

    For TD - What do you call the useless bit of fatty tissue at the end of a penis?
    Answer. A man thats me dead 3025408739

    and PS Why are all dumb blond jokes one-liners?
    Answer So men can understand them. thats me dead 3025408739


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    Scotland Female Posts : 10364
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    Location : Scotland

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    Post by Mermaid on Sat 5 May 2012 - 8:57

    like it Gypsy thats me dead 2485877773



    Live life to the full now or it could be too late
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    UK Female Posts : 170
    Join date : 2012-03-22
    Age : 68

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    Post by Vera Lynn on Sat 5 May 2012 - 10:16

    Yay go girl!!!!! thats me dead 2485877773 thats me dead 2485877773
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    England Male Posts : 30367
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    Post by Mcqueen on Sat 5 May 2012 - 15:06

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    Post by Topdog on Sun 6 May 2012 - 22:08

    What"s the difference between PMT and BSE?One attacks the cow"s brain and sends it feckin\' mental, and the other is some kind of agricultural problem
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    Location : Cambs / Golf del Sur

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    Post by Perfectspecimen on Sun 6 May 2012 - 22:12

    If they get that you need to give them E's and Oxygen or summat.



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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Sun 6 May 2012 - 22:12

    Topdog wrote:What"s the difference between PMT and BSE?One attacks the cow"s brain and sends it feckin' mental, and the other is some kind of agricultural problem
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