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    Topdog
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    England Male Posts : 21257
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    Post by Topdog on Mon 30 Apr 2012 - 23:29

    A man is in a queue at Tesco and sees this busty blonde staring at him, he can"t believe she is staring at him, then she starts waving."Excuse me do I know you?" he asks."Yes, I think you are the father of one of my kids" she says.The man thinks back and remembers his one act of infidelity and says, "feckin\' hell, are you the bird I shagged on me stag do, whilst your mate whipped me, and your other mate stuck a brush up my arse?""No," she replies, "I"m your son"s English teacher!"
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    Liechtenstein Male Posts : 14034
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    Age : 66
    Location : Cambs / Golf del Sur

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    Post by Perfectspecimen on Tue 1 May 2012 - 0:18

    Err, Hic I'll read that again then.....



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    Location : Scotland

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    Post by Mermaid on Tue 1 May 2012 - 8:59

    thanks for making me laugh this morning rude 2485877773



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    Ireland Male Posts : 22394
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    Post by 3rdforum on Tue 1 May 2012 - 11:13

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    Campbell Brodie
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    Scotland Male Posts : 54508
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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Tue 1 May 2012 - 16:01

    Haha! Nice one Kev! rude 2485877773



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    Post by Mcqueen on Tue 1 May 2012 - 17:40

    Heard that in 1987 first time, Seems to take a while to reach you southern plebs, And a few weeks to understand it, rude 1498946960
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    Location : Cambs / Golf del Sur

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    Post by Perfectspecimen on Tue 1 May 2012 - 19:27

    Oi you, I was pissed last night, rude 755705644 just goes to show the brain goes woolly with alcohol.



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