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    Another blonde joke !

    Gypsy
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    Post by Gypsy on Mon 30 Apr 2012 - 21:33

    A young ventriloquist is touring Sweden and, one night, he's doing a show in a small fishing town. With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blonde jokes.

    Suddenly, a blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and starts shouting, "I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype Swedish blond women that way? What does the color of a woman’s hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It's men like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community, and from reaching our full potential as people.

    Its people like you that make others think that all Blondes are dumb!

    The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologize, and the blonde yells;

    "You stay out of this! I'm talking to that little shit on your lap!"
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    Post by Mcqueen on Mon 30 Apr 2012 - 21:48

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    Post by Topdog on Mon 30 Apr 2012 - 23:24

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    After having their 11th child, a Liverpool couple decided that was enough, as the social wouldn"t buy them a bigger bed and they weren"t strong enough to nick one.The husband went to his doctor and told him that he and his wife didn"t want to have any more children.The doctor told him there was a procedure called a vasectomy that would fix the problem but it was expensive.A less costly alternative was to go home, get a firework, light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to his ear and count to 10.The Scouser said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest guy in the world, but I don"t see how putting a firework in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me.""Trust me, it will do the job", said the doctor.So the man went home, lit a banger and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count: "1, 2, 3, 4, 5," at which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs so he could continue counting on his other hand.This procedure also works in Middlesbrough, parts of Bradford, anywhere in Scotland and most blondes

    Perfectspecimen
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    Post by Perfectspecimen on Tue 1 May 2012 - 0:28

    Hmmmmmmmm, I know it has feck all to do with the joke but I wouldnt mind betting half the babies born round my way have parents of Eastern European origin.



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