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    DONATIONS FOR PARLIAMENT

    Gypsy
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    Spain Female Posts : 12662
    Join date : 2011-08-14

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    Post by Gypsy on Mon 30 Apr 2012 - 21:09

    A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the M25 outside London ,

    Nothing is moving. Suddenly, a man knocks on the car window.

    The driver rolls down the window and asks, "What's going on?"

    "Terrorists have kidnapped all the Members of Parliament and they're asking
    for a £100 million ransom!

    Otherwise, they are going to douse them all in petrol and set them on fire.
    We are going from car to car collecting donations."

    "How much is everyone giving, on average?" the driver asks.

    "Roughly a gallon."
    Mermaid
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    Scotland Female Posts : 10377
    Join date : 2011-08-14
    Location : Scotland

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    Post by Mermaid on Mon 30 Apr 2012 - 21:12

    DONATIONS FOR PARLIAMENT 2485877773



    Live life to the full now or it could be too late
    Mcqueen
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    England Male Posts : 30405
    Join date : 2011-08-13
    Age : 66
    Location : England

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    Post by Mcqueen on Mon 30 Apr 2012 - 21:18

    Can we afford a gallon, I wouldnt waste £6,50p on them prats,
    Topdog
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    England Male Posts : 21279
    Join date : 2011-08-13
    Age : 61
    Location : England

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    Post by Topdog on Mon 30 Apr 2012 - 23:26

    DONATIONS FOR PARLIAMENT 1498946960 DONATIONS FOR PARLIAMENT 3025408739 DONATIONS FOR PARLIAMENT 3025408739 just queued at the petrol station.
    Perfectspecimen
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    Liechtenstein Male Posts : 14280
    Join date : 2011-08-15
    Age : 66
    Location : Cambs / Golf del Sur

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    Post by Perfectspecimen on Tue 1 May 2012 - 0:20

    Mugs.



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