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    Post by Mcqueen on Sun 29 Apr 2012 - 9:20

    It all started with Manuel the life guard, I passed him on the island in the pool, "Reg he said you look a little stiff". i quickly checked my shorts ?, no everything normal there, "No he said you look worn out" Eh ?, Have a massage, woh steady on Manuel i know you do films but dont involve me in your torrid private life, No Greta he said will come to your appartment - The Massage 3754190863Mmm, Ok i'l have some of that,
    Later that day the door bell rings, There stood Greta in her thin white uniform, Come in i said, She looked a little nervous, Outside ok i says, Sure and she follows me outside, "Oh my what a fantastic view," Thankyou i said i try to look after myself, She looked a little puzzeled, I put that down to her being sweedish The Massage 3095951175, Anyway i got on the massage table and let her get on with it, I could sense this was a whole different experiance for her, I could feel the power leaving me and traveling up her finger tips, She started to breathe heavy and her hands was spending a lot of time near my nether regions, The clock past 30 minutes, she didnt want to stop, It was turning into something special for her, i didnt want to burst her bubble, i let her carry on, Then later when it got dark i said "we are going out later Greta, Oh sorry she said and stopped, I got up she was excited , i could tell, Her nipples was like Transit wheel nuts, I said cover yourself up Geta, No she said, i want the world to see what magic you cast, Fair enough, How much would you like ?, Nothing she said, i have never experienced anything like that, I kissed her on the cheek, Would you like to know what it is, Oh yes please Reg, Yorkshire tea innit, I gave her a couple of tea bags, she seemed well pleased, The Massage 1934807147
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    Post by CaribeCelt on Sun 29 Apr 2012 - 9:25

    "Her nipples were like transit wheel nuts".
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    Oh man,I'm using that today.



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    Post by Topdog on Sun 29 Apr 2012 - 9:34

    Dropped then they were like cigar butts earlier.
    Seen Greta nice ladyThe Massage 175416d1306714309-gf-getting-fat-xxx
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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Sun 29 Apr 2012 - 9:45

    Mcqueen wrote:It all started with Manuel the life guard, I passed him on the island in the pool, "Reg he said you look a little stiff". i quickly checked my shorts ?, no everything normal there, "No he said you look worn out" Eh ?, Have a massage, woh steady on Manuel i know you do films but dont involve me in your torrid private life, No Greta he said will come to your appartment - The Massage 3754190863Mmm, Ok i'l have some of that,
    Later that day the door bell rings, There stood Greta in her thin white uniform, Come in i said, She looked a little nervous, Outside ok i says, Sure and she follows me outside, "Oh my what a fantastic view," Thankyou i said i try to look after myself, She looked a little puzzeled, I put that down to her being sweedish The Massage 3095951175, Anyway i got on the massage table and let her get on with it, I could sense this was a whole different experiance for her, I could feel the power leaving me and traveling up her finger tips, She started to breathe heavy and her hands was spending a lot of time near my nether regions, The clock past 30 minutes, she didnt want to stop, It was turning into something special for her, i didnt want to burst her bubble, i let her carry on, Then later when it got dark i said "we are going out later Greta, Oh sorry she said and stopped, I got up she was excited , i could tell, Her nipples was like Transit wheel nuts, I said cover yourself up Geta, No she said, i want the world to see what magic you cast, Fair enough, How much would you like ?, Nothing she said, i have never experienced anything like that, I kissed her on the cheek, Would you like to know what it is, Oh yes please Reg, Yorkshire tea innit, I gave her a couple of tea bags, she seemed well pleased, The Massage 1934807147

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    Post by Mermaid on Sun 29 Apr 2012 - 9:46

    I love the way Reg describes things. Reg you cheer me up and I love having met you in the flesh.(Don't tell Janet)



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    Post by Mcqueen on Sun 29 Apr 2012 - 11:38

    Manuel just text me, What did you do to Greta, she hasnt been seen since she left your place, She was going for a lie down she told me, You see once youve had the best its all down hill, Takes some getting used to, Bit like driving a luxury car, Then you go back to a euro box, Just never the same, Poor girl, She will just have to get on with it, The Massage 1498946960
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    Post by Mermaid on Sun 29 Apr 2012 - 12:02

    you had better giver her time to recover before you go back for another massage



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    Post by Topdog on Sun 29 Apr 2012 - 12:09

    AND ASK HER TO GET A NEW IRON.
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    Post by Mermaid on Sun 29 Apr 2012 - 12:18

    Topdog wrote:AND ASK HER TO GET A NEW IRON.
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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Sun 29 Apr 2012 - 15:33

    Mcqueen wrote:The Massage 871748619
    What did you do to your PC last night? The Massage 3275847336



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    Post by Mcqueen on Sun 29 Apr 2012 - 16:06

    Dont know, i just switched the blady thing off and went to bed, Today its really slow, i have come very close to smacking it in the F12, The Massage 16779677
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    Post by Mermaid on Sun 29 Apr 2012 - 16:32

    calm down Reg,The Massage I_love10



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    Post by Topdog on Sun 29 Apr 2012 - 18:25

    needs a clean up Reg plus there has been some Forumotion activity going on, which will slow things.
    Has your PC been updating as this would slow you up.
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    Post by Mcqueen on Sun 29 Apr 2012 - 18:32

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    Post by Perfectspecimen on Sun 29 Apr 2012 - 18:42

    Topdog wrote:Dropped then they were like cigar butts earlier.
    Seen Greta nice ladyThe Massage 175416d1306714309-gf-getting-fat-xxx

    And what she does with that hose pipe is summat else. Someone should tell her hose pipes are not allowed, I'll let you do that. The Massage 2761542443



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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Sun 29 Apr 2012 - 18:45

    I'm logging off for a bit to do a de-frag. Haven't done one in months! The Massage 1293356558



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    Post by Perfectspecimen on Sun 29 Apr 2012 - 18:51

    Blox, you're just getting all hot at the sight of Greta!



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    Post by Topdog on Sun 29 Apr 2012 - 18:59

    De frag........Scottish for, Boshing one out in the bog.
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    Post by Perfectspecimen on Sun 29 Apr 2012 - 19:04

    Exactly but I didnt want to say that in front of Mermaid. The Massage 3025408739



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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Sun 29 Apr 2012 - 19:27

    Hahaha! Back again, all done...de-fragged, virus scan and cookies cache clearance. (Reg text me to make sure I was doing it right) The Massage 294053457



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    Post by Topdog on Sun 29 Apr 2012 - 20:04

    Text from Reg to Cam. Hi Jean, Kitchens in and looks nice.
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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Sun 29 Apr 2012 - 20:11

    Topdog wrote:Text from Reg to Cam. Hi Jean, Kitchens in and looks nice.

    Pretty good, done and dusted in 2 days. The Massage 294053457



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    Post by Perfectspecimen on Sun 29 Apr 2012 - 20:15

    Canarians have a work top with a curtain strung below and a couple of shelves. Simples.



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    Post by Mcqueen on Sun 29 Apr 2012 - 20:34

    Not true, Half a kitchen done, Got to do electrics before next saturday, Then other half and new white ceramic twin sink that wieghs a ton to pipe up, Breakfast bar top, Then its tilling all round the backs in multi coloured tiles, Janets idea, Bit like Parque santiago round the tree's. so long way to go yet,

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