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    England Male Posts : 21257
    Join date : 2011-08-13
    Age : 60
    Location : England

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    Post by Topdog on Sun Apr 29, 2012 9:19 am

    A boy comes home from primary school one day. His mother notices that he"s got a big smile on his face. She asks, "You look happy, did anything special happen at school today?" "Yes mum - I had sex with my English teacher!" he replied. The mother is stunned. "Get up them stairs now and wait until your father gets home!" The dad comes home and hears the news; he"s as pleased as punch. Beaming with pride, he walks over to his son and says, "I hear you had sex with your English teacher.""That"s right, Dad." "Well, you became a man today - this is a cause for celebration. Let"s get fish and chips, then I"ll buy you that bike you"ve been asking for.""Mint! - but can I have a football instead? My arse is killing me."

    Ireland Male Posts : 1045
    Join date : 2012-01-10
    Age : 42
    Location : Ireland

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    Post by CaribeCelt on Sun Apr 29, 2012 9:21 am

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