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    Boy at fair

    Topdog
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    Post by Topdog on Sat 28 Apr 2012 - 17:27

    A father take his son to the local fair one day, and the son notices a ice cream truck and asks his father dad, can i have a ice cream and the father says ok and give him a ice cream.

    After the son eats the ice cream, he notices a ferris wheel and the son asks his father dad, can i go on the ferris wheel? the father says but son, you just had a ice cream and the son says please dad and the father says ok and the son goes on the ferris wheel.

    When the son get off the ferris wheel, he notices there is donkeys at the fair and says dad can i go on the donkeys? and the father replys but son, you just had a ice cream and just got off the ferris wheel and the son says please dad and the father says ok and lets him on the donkeys.

    After the son gets off the donkeys, the son says, dad can you buy me a donkey? and the father says but son, you just had a ice cream, you just got off the ferris wheel, and you just gotten off the donkeys and the son says oh please dad and the father says ok so he goes off and buys his son a donkey.

    When the father had bought the donkey, the son says, can i name him Wanker? the father says but son, you just had a ice cream, you just got off the ferris wheel, you just got off the donkeys and i jus bought you a donkey the son says oh please dad and the father says ok, so they name the donkey Wanker.

    By this time, it was closing time, so the son and the father put the donkey in a trailer and attached it to their car, they drive up a hill and the trailer separates from the car, the son notices and says dad wankers off and the father said but son, you just had a ice cream, you just gotten off the ferris wheel.............................................
    Campbell Brodie
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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Sat 28 Apr 2012 - 17:33

    Topdog wrote:A father take his son to the local fair one day, and the son notices a ice cream truck and asks his father dad, can i have a ice cream and the father says ok and give him a ice cream.

    After the son eats the ice cream, he notices a ferris wheel and the son asks his father dad, can i go on the ferris wheel? the father says but son, you just had a ice cream and the son says please dad and the father says ok and the son goes on the ferris wheel.

    When the son get off the ferris wheel, he notices there is donkeys at the fair and says dad can i go on the donkeys? and the father replys but son, you just had a ice cream and just got off the ferris wheel and the son says please dad and the father says ok and lets him on the donkeys.

    After the son gets off the donkeys, the son says, dad can you buy me a donkey? and the father says but son, you just had a ice cream, you just got off the ferris wheel, and you just gotten off the donkeys and the son says oh please dad and the father says ok so he goes off and buys his son a donkey.

    When the father had bought the donkey, the son says, can i name him Wanker? the father says but son, you just had a ice cream, you just got off the ferris wheel, you just got off the donkeys and i jus bought you a donkey the son says oh please dad and the father says ok, so they name the donkey Wanker.

    By this time, it was closing time, so the son and the father put the donkey in a trailer and attached it to their car, they drive up a hill and the trailer separates from the car, the son notices and says dad wankers off and the father said but son, you just had a ice cream, you just gotten off the ferris wheel.............................................

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    Post by Mermaid on Sat 28 Apr 2012 - 18:37

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