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    Post by Topdog on Fri 27 Apr 2012 - 20:21

    The man in charge of the luggage at Terminal 5 at Heathrow has been sacked and awaiting trial at court with another 28,000 cases to be taken into account.
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    Post by 3rdforum on Fri 27 Apr 2012 - 22:19

    Airport 3025408739 Airport 3025408739 Thats brutal Airport 3025408739 Airport 3025408739






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    Post by CaribeCelt on Fri 27 Apr 2012 - 22:24

    Is it headcases like yourselfAirport 3025408739
    You must be watching a DVD of some obscure comedian who come out with one liners.



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    Post by 3rdforum on Fri 27 Apr 2012 - 22:39

    That me to a "T"!! Airport 3025408739 Airport 3025408739






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    Post by Topdog on Fri 27 Apr 2012 - 23:10

    One liners PFFT.
    Murphy calls to see his mate Paddy, who has a broken leg. Paddy says, "me feet are freezing mate, could you nip upstairs and get me slippers?" "No bother," he says, and he runs upstairs and there are Paddy"s two stunning 19 year old twin daughters sat on their beds. "Hello dere girls, your Da" sent me up here to shag ya both." "Fook off you liar!""I"ll prove it," Murphy says. So he shouts down the stairs, "both of them, Paddy?" "Of course, what"s the use of fookin" one?"
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    Post by Perfectspecimen on Fri 27 Apr 2012 - 23:14

    Feck me, theres some dreaming going on here tonight. The lesbians were in the pub tonight.........Jeeeeeeeeeez



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    Post by Perfectspecimen on Fri 27 Apr 2012 - 23:15

    Just dreaming then. But one of them is real fit.........



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    Post by Topdog on Fri 27 Apr 2012 - 23:16

    ere they Lip reading
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    Post by Perfectspecimen on Fri 27 Apr 2012 - 23:25

    They can do anything they like, long as I can watch..........



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    Post by Topdog on Fri 27 Apr 2012 - 23:27

    I am a Lesbian.
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    Post by Perfectspecimen on Fri 27 Apr 2012 - 23:37

    I know Mary.



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