Angus, a Scottish farmer, was walking through his field and saw a man drinking from the stream. He shouts over, in Gaelic, "Hey, don"t drink the water, friend, the sheep have got the runs!"The man turns round and says, "What did you say? I"m English, I don"t speak your stupid language!""Ach well!" shouts back the farmer. "I said "Use both hands, you"ll be able to drink more of my wonderfully fresh stream!.....Gle mhath, a shassanach."