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    Topdog
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    England Male Posts : 21279
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    Post by Topdog on Thu 26 Apr 2012 - 23:04

    Apparently masturbation is good for you -- really, it is! Sexual relief releases a chemical which stimulates the brain, and in effect is a natural anti-depressant. Scientific researchers reckon that if a person were to masturbate every two hours, he would never feel depressed.So, that got me thinking... the government are always really happy, upbeat, and jolly people. This tends to prove what we have known all along: they are all a bunch of wankers
    Campbell Brodie
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    Scotland Male Posts : 56937
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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Thu 26 Apr 2012 - 23:06

    Topdog wrote:Apparently masturbation is good for you -- really, it is! Sexual relief releases a chemical which stimulates the brain, and in effect is a natural anti-depressant. Scientific researchers reckon that if a person were to masturbate every two hours, he would never feel depressed.So, that got me thinking... the government are always really happy, upbeat, and jolly people. This tends to prove what we have known all along: they are all a bunch of wankers

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    Vera Lynn
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    UK Female Posts : 170
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    Post by Vera Lynn on Thu 26 Apr 2012 - 23:08

    Self Abuse 2485877773 Good one..
    Mermaid
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    Post by Mermaid on Thu 26 Apr 2012 - 23:09

    What is everyone on? the jokes are flying tonight



    Live life to the full now or it could be too late
    CaribeCelt
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    Ireland Male Posts : 1045
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    Age : 42
    Location : Ireland

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    Post by CaribeCelt on Thu 26 Apr 2012 - 23:13

    They are all W***ing.Self Abuse 3025408739



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    Post by Perfectspecimen on Fri 27 Apr 2012 - 23:46

    Sore knob for sure if you do that every 2 hours, gently does it!



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    England Male Posts : 21279
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    Post by Topdog on Sat 28 Apr 2012 - 10:53

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