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    Council Interview.

    CaribeCelt
    CaribeCelt
     
     

    Ireland Male Posts : 1045
    Join date : 2012-01-10
    Age : 42
    Location : Ireland

    Council Interview. Empty Council Interview.

    Post by CaribeCelt on Sat 21 Apr 2012 - 0:14

    A fella goes to the City Council for a job.The interviewer asks"Do you have any allergies?"
    "Yes,Caffeine"he replies.
    "Are you disabled in anyway?"
    "Yes"he replies"I was caught up in a explosion and I lost my testicles."
    Interviewer then said"O.K your hired,hours are 8 to 3 but you will start at 10 everyday".
    "Why 10?"asks the man.
    Interviewer replies"This is a council job-the first two hours of everyday we stand drinking coffee and scratching our bollocks so there is no point of you coming in"..



    All of us are in the gutter but some of us are looking up at the stars-Oscar Wilde
    3rdforum
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    Ireland Male Posts : 22782
    Join date : 2011-08-30
    Age : 50
    Location : Ireland

    Council Interview. Empty Re: Council Interview.

    Post by 3rdforum on Tue 24 Apr 2012 - 22:41

    Did you rob Adam mint's joke book CC? Council Interview. 3025408739







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