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    Before our meet up tomorrow ..........

    Gypsy
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    Spain Female Posts : 12662
    Join date : 2011-08-14

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    Post by Gypsy on Mon 16 Apr 2012 - 16:50

    Despite advice from Betty S. I want to get my excuses in first before any of the gang report back after our meet up.

    If My Body Was a Car!

    If my body was a car, this is the time I would be thinking about trading it in for a newer model.

    I've got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish and my paint job is getting a little dull... But that's not the worst of it.

    My headlights are out of focus and it's especially hard to see things up close

    My traction is not as graceful as it once was. I slip and slide and skid and bump into things even in the best of weather.

    My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins.

    It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed. My fuel rate burns inefficiently.

    But here's the worst of it,

    Almost every time I sneeze, cough or sputter, either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires!




    innit
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    Posts : 2651
    Join date : 2011-08-23

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    Post by innit on Mon 16 Apr 2012 - 22:05


    That sound like one of Regs better bargains. Before our meet up tomorrow .......... 2419626307
    3rdforum
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    Ireland Male Posts : 22784
    Join date : 2011-08-30
    Age : 50
    Location : Ireland

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    Post by 3rdforum on Mon 16 Apr 2012 - 22:06

    lol! lol! lol!







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