Tenerife's Forum of Fun

Tenerife Forum of Fun!

Not a member? Register here to join our fun forum!
Once you register, you will receive an e-mail asking you to validate your membership. Click on the link and away you go!

Thank you for joining, now have some fun!
Tenerife's Forum of Fun

A place for visitors and residents to share experiences and have fun at the same time.

Welcome to Tenerife Forum of Fun! Register and join in!

    Microwave Food.

    Share
    avatar
    Adam Mint
     
     

    Scotland Male Posts : 19646
    Join date : 2011-10-07
    Age : 52

    Microwave Food.

    Post by Adam Mint on Fri 13 Apr 2012 - 21:06

    Microwave Food.



    OK who reads the instructions other than “D/850W = 9 minutes”...

    Anybody seen the bit that reads “Beware of escaping steam when removing film lid to avoid scalding”, do they think we’re fecking stupid, obviously put there for women.



    Curiosity, burns, run under cold water, then what................



    avatar
    Campbell Brodie
     
     

    Scotland Male Posts : 38280
    Join date : 2011-08-13
    Age : 62
    Location : Scotland

    Re: Microwave Food.

    Post by Campbell Brodie on Fri 13 Apr 2012 - 21:10

    Adam Mint wrote:Microwave Food.



    OK who reads the instructions other than “D/850W = 9 minuets”...

    Anybody seen the bit that reads “Beware of escaping steam when removing film lid to avoid scalding”, do they think we’re fecking stupid, obviously put there for women.



    Curiosity, burns, run under cold water, then what................




    OK...run over to the "Culinary delight" thread now and tell us what you had!



    Helpful Links.
           [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] | [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] | [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] | [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] | [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.]
               

    avatar
    Gypsy
     
     

    Spain Female Posts : 12410
    Join date : 2011-08-14

    Re: Microwave Food.

    Post by Gypsy on Fri 13 Apr 2012 - 21:11

    Adam Mint wrote:OK who reads the instructions

    No I don´t own a mircrowave
    avatar
    Mermaid
     
     

    Scotland Female Posts : 8904
    Join date : 2011-08-14
    Location : Scotland

    Re: Microwave Food.

    Post by Mermaid on Fri 13 Apr 2012 - 21:13

    Did you get burnt?



    Live life to the full now or it could be too late
    avatar
    Campbell Brodie
     
     

    Scotland Male Posts : 38280
    Join date : 2011-08-13
    Age : 62
    Location : Scotland

    Re: Microwave Food.

    Post by Campbell Brodie on Fri 13 Apr 2012 - 21:15

    I don't know how to cook...microwaves are great when Mermaid isn't here.



    Helpful Links.
           [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] | [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] | [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] | [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] | [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.]
               

    avatar
    Vera Lynn
     
     

    UK Female Posts : 172
    Join date : 2012-03-22
    Age : 65

    Re: Microwave Food.

    Post by Vera Lynn on Fri 13 Apr 2012 - 21:42

    Suck it..
    avatar
    Campbell Brodie
     
     

    Scotland Male Posts : 38280
    Join date : 2011-08-13
    Age : 62
    Location : Scotland

    Re: Microwave Food.

    Post by Campbell Brodie on Fri 13 Apr 2012 - 21:46

    Vera Lynn wrote:Suck it..

    Ah, fishermen's friends...Vince knows all them geezers...



    Helpful Links.
           [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] | [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] | [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] | [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] | [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.]
               

    avatar
    Gypsy
     
     

    Spain Female Posts : 12410
    Join date : 2011-08-14

    Re: Microwave Food.

    Post by Gypsy on Fri 13 Apr 2012 - 21:46

    It is only since joining this forum that I realise what a super sense of humour our Vera has we must be a very bad influence but fun innit.
    avatar
    cunningham
     
     

    Wales Male Posts : 3288
    Join date : 2011-08-13
    Age : 63
    Location : in the dog house

    Re: Microwave Food.

    Post by cunningham on Fri 13 Apr 2012 - 21:53

    jeckal and hyde?
    avatar
    Vera Lynn
     
     

    UK Female Posts : 172
    Join date : 2012-03-22
    Age : 65

    Re: Microwave Food.

    Post by Vera Lynn on Fri 13 Apr 2012 - 21:56

    cunningham wrote:jeckal and hyde?

    Sadly jeckal died...
    avatar
    cunningham
     
     

    Wales Male Posts : 3288
    Join date : 2011-08-13
    Age : 63
    Location : in the dog house

    Re: Microwave Food.

    Post by cunningham on Fri 13 Apr 2012 - 22:03

    you dont need any oven at all, you are always dining out mum.lol!


    Last edited by cunningham on Fri 13 Apr 2012 - 22:35; edited 1 time in total
    avatar
    Perfectspecimen
     
     

    Liechtenstein Male Posts : 13320
    Join date : 2011-08-15
    Age : 63
    Location : Cambs / Golf del Sur

    Re: Microwave Food.

    Post by Perfectspecimen on Fri 13 Apr 2012 - 22:27

    Hi H, you still here?



    Adventure before dementia!!!
    avatar
    Campbell Brodie
     
     

    Scotland Male Posts : 38280
    Join date : 2011-08-13
    Age : 62
    Location : Scotland

    Re: Microwave Food.

    Post by Campbell Brodie on Fri 13 Apr 2012 - 22:31

    Perfectspecimen wrote:Hi H, you still here?

    Hi Vince, I wasn't sure if you were still here. Do you want to pick your own horses (2) on "National" thread or are you happy with what you've got?



    Helpful Links.
           [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] | [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] | [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] | [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] | [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.]
               

    avatar
    cunningham
     
     

    Wales Male Posts : 3288
    Join date : 2011-08-13
    Age : 63
    Location : in the dog house

    Re: Microwave Food.

    Post by cunningham on Fri 13 Apr 2012 - 22:34

    still shakin it vince, no rugby on telly tonight.
    avatar
    Perfectspecimen
     
     

    Liechtenstein Male Posts : 13320
    Join date : 2011-08-15
    Age : 63
    Location : Cambs / Golf del Sur

    Re: Microwave Food.

    Post by Perfectspecimen on Fri 13 Apr 2012 - 22:55

    Well H, thank Frank for that, had to watch Reading v Southampton tonight, 'Anyone watching this?' Nah, tele off then,Just as well, I have to get up at 7. Yes Reg, it is daylight.



    Adventure before dementia!!!
    avatar
    Adam Mint
     
     

    Scotland Male Posts : 19646
    Join date : 2011-10-07
    Age : 52

    Re: Microwave Food.

    Post by Adam Mint on Sat 14 Apr 2012 - 15:37

    Vera Lynn wrote:Suck it..



    “Suck It”, I don’t see the funny side of that,,, you ask a serious question on a respected forum with the view of gaining information and warning others of such dangers, and all that happens is you’re shot down in flames, mmm, bad choice of words, shot down.

    All I can say is I hope it never happens to you V...

    And Cam, it was a curry, and it was crap but at least I could eat it with one hand, plus Mermaid, I did not burn myself, I scalded myself, you would have to be an idiot to burn yourself using a microwave...




    [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.]
    avatar
    Adam Mint
     
     

    Scotland Male Posts : 19646
    Join date : 2011-10-07
    Age : 52

    Re: Microwave Food.

    Post by Adam Mint on Sat 14 Apr 2012 - 15:46

    Vera Lynn wrote:

    Sadly jeckal died...

    Are you sure, I thought he was just hydeing...






    [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.]
    avatar
    Vera Lynn
     
     

    UK Female Posts : 172
    Join date : 2012-03-22
    Age : 65

    Re: Microwave Food.

    Post by Vera Lynn on Sat 14 Apr 2012 - 17:48

    Adam think yourself lucky that you have two hands and only one got scalded!! It didnt put you off getting nine...ps there is a funny side of sucking it honest..
    avatar
    Adam Mint
     
     

    Scotland Male Posts : 19646
    Join date : 2011-10-07
    Age : 52

    Re: Microwave Food.

    Post by Adam Mint on Sat 14 Apr 2012 - 18:18

    Shame I burnt scalded my finger...



    PS; with two hands working I would have got 10, going to try rubbing some salt in the wound...

      Current date/time is Wed 22 Nov 2017 - 7:29