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    Sex after Death . . .

    Gypsy
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    Post by Gypsy on Thu 12 Apr 2012 - 22:09

    A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other if there is sex after death. Their biggest fear was that there was no after-life at all.

    After a long life together, the husband was the first to die. True to his word, he made the first contact:

    "Marion ... Marion "

    "Is that you, Bob?"

    "Yes, I've come back like we agreed."

    "That's wonderful! What's it like?"

    "Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex. I have breakfast and then it's off to the golf course.

    I have sex again, bathe in the warm sun and then have sex a couple of more times.

    Then I have lunch (you'd be proud - lots of greens) Another romp around the golf course, then pretty much have sex the rest of the afternoon. After supper, it's back to the golf course again. Then it's more sex until late at night. I catch some much needed sleep and then the next day it starts all over again"

    "Oh, Bob are you in Heaven?"




    "No...........I'm a rabbit in Norfolk!"
    Campbell Brodie
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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Thu 12 Apr 2012 - 22:11

    Gypsy wrote:A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other if there is sex after death. Their biggest fear was that there was no after-life at all.

    After a long life together, the husband was the first to die. True to his word, he made the first contact:

    "Marion ... Marion "

    "Is that you, Bob?"

    "Yes, I've come back like we agreed."

    "That's wonderful! What's it like?"

    "Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex. I have breakfast and then it's off to the golf course.

    I have sex again, bathe in the warm sun and then have sex a couple of more times.

    Then I have lunch (you'd be proud - lots of greens) Another romp around the golf course, then pretty much have sex the rest of the afternoon. After supper, it's back to the golf course again. Then it's more sex until late at night. I catch some much needed sleep and then the next day it starts all over again"

    "Oh, Bob are you in Heaven?"




    "No...........I'm a rabbit in Norfolk!"

    Sex after Death . . . 2485877773



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    Post by Mcqueen on Thu 12 Apr 2012 - 22:19

    Sex after Death . . . 3025408739 i'l never remember that,
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    Post by Mermaid on Thu 12 Apr 2012 - 22:27

    thanks for the giggle


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    Live life to the full now or it could be too late
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    Post by CaribeCelt on Thu 12 Apr 2012 - 22:33

    Sex after Death . . . 3025408739 Very good.



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    Post by Perfectspecimen on Thu 12 Apr 2012 - 22:47

    Dave comes from Norfolk innit, his wife can rabbit. Sex after Death . . . 2485877773



    Adventure before dementia!!! Sex after Death . . . 294053457
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    Post by Gypsy on Thu 12 Apr 2012 - 22:58

    Thought Davie was Scottish Sex after Death . . . 3275847336
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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Fri 13 Apr 2012 - 15:18

    Gypsy wrote:Thought Davie was Scottish Sex after Death . . . 3275847336

    Davie Thistle is Scottish, "Innit" Dave, I think Vince is talking about.



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    Post by 3rdforum on Fri 13 Apr 2012 - 17:23

    Perfectspecimen wrote:Dave comes from Norfolk innit, his wife can rabbit. Sex after Death . . . 2485877773

    Gypsy wrote:Thought Davie was Scottish Sex after Death . . . 3275847336

    Would that make her a Scottish rabbit rarebit?

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