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    What do you think of beer?...

    Campbell Brodie
    Campbell Brodie
     
     

    Scotland Male Posts : 57813
    Join date : 2011-08-13
    Age : 65
    Location : Scotland

    What do you think of beer?... Empty What do you think of beer?...

    Post by Campbell Brodie on Mon 9 Apr 2012 - 20:49

    A handful of
    7-year-old children were asked, 'What they thought of beer.'
    Some interesting responses, but the last one is especially touching.

    'I think beer must be good. My dad says the more beer he drinks the prettier my
    mom gets.'
    --Tim, 7 years old


    'Beer makes my dad sleepy and we get to watch what we want on television when
    he is asleep,
    so beer is nice.'
    --Melanie, 7 years old

    'My Mom and Dad both like beer. My Mom gets funny when she drinks it and takes
    her top off
    at parties, but Dad doesn't think this is very funny.'
    --Grady, 7 years old

    'My Mom and Dad talk funny when they drink beer and the more they drink the
    more they give
    kisses to each other, which is a good thing.'
    --Toby, 7 year old

    'My Dad gets funny on beer. He is funny. He also wets his pants sometimes, so
    he shouldn't have
    too much.'
    --Sarah, 7 years old

    'My Dad loves beer. The more he drinks, the better he dances.
    One time he danced right into the pool.'
    --Lilly, 7 years old

    'I don't like beer very much. Every time Dad drinks it, he burns the sausages
    on the barbecue
    and they taste disgusting.'
    --Ethan, 7 years old

    'I give Dad's beer to the dog and he goes to sleep.'
    --Shirley, 7 years old

    AND THE BEST RESPONSE:

    'My Mom drinks beer and she says silly things and picks on my father.
    Whenever she drinks beer she yells at Dad and tells him to go bury his bone
    down the street again,
    but that doesn't make any sense.'
    --Jack, 7 years old






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    Blyth Spirit
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    England Male Posts : 1239
    Join date : 2011-11-22
    Age : 54
    Location : Blyth or on holiday!

    What do you think of beer?... Empty Re: What do you think of beer?...

    Post by Blyth Spirit on Tue 10 Apr 2012 - 18:46

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