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    Old 'uns sex...

    Campbell Brodie
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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Mon 9 Apr 2012 - 20:47

    The husband leans
    over and asks his wife, 'Do you remember the first time
    we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind the village tavern
    where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you.'

    'Yes', she says, 'I remember it well.'

    'OK,' he says, 'How about taking a stroll around there again and we can do
    it for old time's sake?'

    'Oh Jim, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy, but good idea!'

    A police officer sitting in the next booth heard their conversation and,
    having a chuckle to himself, he thinks to himself, I've got to see these
    two old-timers having sex against a fence. I'll just keep an
    eye on them so there's no trouble. So he follows them.

    The elderly
    couple walks haltingly along, leaning on each other for support aided
    by walking sticks. Finally, they get to the back of the tavern and
    make their way to the fence.

    The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man
    drops his trousers. As she leans against the fence, the old man moves

    Then suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that the
    policeman has ever seen. This goes on for about ten minutes while both
    are making loud noises and moaning and screaming. Finally, they both
    collapse, panting on the ground.

    The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something about life and
    old age that he didn't know.

    After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old couple
    struggles to their feet and puts their clothes back on. The policeman, is
    still watching and thinks to himself, this is truly amazing, I've got to
    ask them what their secret is.

    So, as the couple passes, he says to them, 'Excuse me, but that was
    something else. You must've had a fantastic sex life together. Is there
    some sort of secret to this?'

    Shaking, the old man is barely able to reply, 'Fifty years ago that wasn't
    an electric fence....

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    Post by tickityboo on Sat 21 Apr 2012 - 14:06

    Brilliant!!! thanks for making me laugh

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    Post by Topdog on Sat 21 Apr 2012 - 22:13

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