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    I can hear a midge sneeze 3 miles away!

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    Campbell Brodie
     
     

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    I can hear a midge sneeze 3 miles away!

    Post by Campbell Brodie on Thu 5 Apr 2012 - 19:44

    I got my lugs syringed by the practice nurse this afternoon (Don't know why they don't use a proper one..). I can now hear perfectly again, it was the old water treatment doodah. She put the thingy in each ear and bubbled it about half a dozen times as I sat there like a pillock holding a metal tumbler shaped to fit under my jaw. Apparently they won't do it again she says, they don't like doing it anymore and I had to sign a "release" form to say I wanted it done.
    From now on she says, once a week put some drops of Olive oil in me lugs and that should be enough to prevent any wax build-up. NHS is great! That would have cost in Spain!



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    Re: I can hear a midge sneeze 3 miles away!

    Post by Mermaid on Thu 5 Apr 2012 - 19:59

    at long last he can hear me telling him his tea is ready



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    Re: I can hear a midge sneeze 3 miles away!

    Post by Mcqueen on Thu 5 Apr 2012 - 20:09

    Whats that smell ?, I cant smell anything, Exactly get the tea on wench,
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    Re: I can hear a midge sneeze 3 miles away!

    Post by Topdog on Thu 5 Apr 2012 - 20:24

    Got a new hearing aid, did you what type is it, twenty past six.
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    Post by Mcqueen on Thu 5 Apr 2012 - 20:33

    Should brighten up later
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    Post by Topdog on Thu 5 Apr 2012 - 20:34

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    Re: I can hear a midge sneeze 3 miles away!

    Post by Perfectspecimen on Thu 5 Apr 2012 - 21:02

    I didnt know Olive Oil does it, I'll have a word with Popeye then.



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    Re: I can hear a midge sneeze 3 miles away!

    Post by Campbell Brodie on Thu 5 Apr 2012 - 21:04

    Perfectspecimen wrote:I didnt know Olive Oil does it, I'll have a word with Popeye then.

    Et tu Bluto?



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    Post by Perfectspecimen on Thu 5 Apr 2012 - 21:15

    Que?



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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Thu 5 Apr 2012 - 21:17

    Perfectspecimen wrote:Que?

    ...play on words... Et tu Brute...



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    Re: I can hear a midge sneeze 3 miles away!

    Post by Topdog on Thu 5 Apr 2012 - 21:49

    Iz disgustipated

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